So, I was out the other night with a girlfriend and these guys kept staring at me. I got all worried and asked her if I had lipstick on my teeth or something on my face. She confirmed I was in the clear and turned to look at the guys.
She socked me in the shoulder, called me a MILF, and said the guys were checking me out.
How, how did I become this oblivious?! Shoot me now. 10 years ago, I'd have been ALL OVER a couple guys staring me down. Now, I'm worrying that something's wrong with me. *sigh*
Re: I'm officially an Old Married Lady.
Haha, you'd better get used to it missy
LOL. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I'd enter this territory...