When DH and I first started dating, SIL was pregnant. I met her for the first time when I went with DH and ILs on a short weekend trip, and DH's grandmother and aunt had some baby gifts.
DH's grandma had made this puffy wall quilt, of Noah's ark. Everyone was oohing and ahhing over all the animals, and there was kind of a weird rabbit in the middle- so I said "Oh, look at the bunny!!" SIL looked and me, and said "Um, that's Noah!"
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For Valentine's Day I thought I would get some "products" for DH and I to spice things up a bit. Of course, I had to take Francie with me in the Bjorn while I shopped. I went to the pharmacy, got some fun "lubricants", one of those new vibrating condom things, etc. That was embarrassing enough, but it gets worse. I went to the grocery store to pick something up for dinner and this REALLY old man starts talking to Francie, smiling at her, etc. I went to put something into my basket and my Rite AId bag falls to the ground, and out spills the condoms, lubes, etc and this elderly gentleman bends down to help me. I try to quickly retrieve them first, but it isn't easy while holding Francie. So the man says "No, let me" but he's a little unsteady on his feet, so now the lube is rolling down the aisle, he steps on the condoms, the whole works. He finally picks them up and hands them to me. And then he waggles his eyebrows and winks. Ugh, my life.
BFP #1 - Chemical Pregnancy ----BFP#2 - DD born at 32 weeks-----BFP #3 Spontaneous Identical Twin Boys lost due to Missed M/C - on 7/1/11----BFP #4 Baby girl lost due to Trisomy 22 on 1/6/12
PGAL and PAL Always Welcome!
For Valentine's Day I thought I would get some "products" for DH and I to spice things up a bit. Of course, I had to take Francie with me in the Bjorn while I shopped. I went to the pharmacy, got some fun "lubricants", one of those new vibrating condom things, etc. That was embarrassing enough, but it gets worse. I went to the grocery store to pick something up for dinner and this REALLY old man starts talking to Francie, smiling at her, etc. I went to put something into my basket and my Rite AId bag falls to the ground, and out spills the condoms, lubes, etc and this elderly gentleman bends down to help me. I try to quickly retrieve them first, but it isn't easy while holding Francie. So the man says "No, let me" but he's a little unsteady on his feet, so now the lube is rolling down the aisle, he steps on the condoms, the whole works. He finally picks them up and hands them to me. And then he waggles his eyebrows and winks. Ugh, my life.
For Valentine's Day I thought I would get some "products" for DH and I to spice things up a bit. Of course, I had to take Francie with me in the Bjorn while I shopped. I went to the pharmacy, got some fun "lubricants", one of those new vibrating condom things, etc. That was embarrassing enough, but it gets worse. I went to the grocery store to pick something up for dinner and this REALLY old man starts talking to Francie, smiling at her, etc. I went to put something into my basket and my Rite AId bag falls to the ground, and out spills the condoms, lubes, etc and this elderly gentleman bends down to help me. I try to quickly retrieve them first, but it isn't easy while holding Francie. So the man says "No, let me" but he's a little unsteady on his feet, so now the lube is rolling down the aisle, he steps on the condoms, the whole works. He finally picks them up and hands them to me. And then he waggles his eyebrows and winks. Ugh, my life.
It wasn't pretty girls. Not pretty at all. The worst part? When DH and I finally got around to trying our goodies, I couldn't get that old fool out of my head.
BFP #1 - Chemical Pregnancy ----BFP#2 - DD born at 32 weeks-----BFP #3 Spontaneous Identical Twin Boys lost due to Missed M/C - on 7/1/11----BFP #4 Baby girl lost due to Trisomy 22 on 1/6/12
PGAL and PAL Always Welcome!
For Valentine's Day I thought I would get some "products" for DH and I to spice things up a bit. Of course, I had to take Francie with me in the Bjorn while I shopped. I went to the pharmacy, got some fun "lubricants", one of those new vibrating condom things, etc. That was embarrassing enough, but it gets worse. I went to the grocery store to pick something up for dinner and this REALLY old man starts talking to Francie, smiling at her, etc. I went to put something into my basket and my Rite AId bag falls to the ground, and out spills the condoms, lubes, etc and this elderly gentleman bends down to help me. I try to quickly retrieve them first, but it isn't easy while holding Francie. So the man says "No, let me" but he's a little unsteady on his feet, so now the lube is rolling down the aisle, he steps on the condoms, the whole works. He finally picks them up and hands them to me. And then he waggles his eyebrows and winks. Ugh, my life.
LMAO...OMG...this is hilarious...of course, I would have DIED too...but thanks for making us laugh!!
One of the first times Evan's first admissions to the hospital after he came home from NICU, he was a direct admit, and his doctor wanted us there in 1 hour. We live 1/2 hour away. SO we were scrambling to pack every thing. My brother lived with us at the time, he's about 2 yrs younger than me. He had changed Evan's diapers before, BUT we use cloth. We asked him to put him in a disposable because having a dirty cloth diaper at the hospital for an unknown length of time is just nasty. He did, we loaded up and left.
When we got to the hospital and they were undressing Evan to check him out, we got down to his diaper......AND there was an UNCOMFORTABLE pause as the doctors and nurses looked at the diaper and then at us. YEP it was on BACKWARDS.......Thanks Mark. Actually he did a really nice job of putting it on backwards, not quite sure how he did that. We started explaining the whole situation, and how YES, we DO know how to correctly put a diaper on our son.
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When DH and I first started dating, SIL was pregnant. I met her for the first time when I went with DH and ILs on a short weekend trip, and DH's grandmother and aunt had some baby gifts.
DH's grandma had made this puffy wall quilt, of Noah's ark. Everyone was oohing and ahhing over all the animals, and there was kind of a weird rabbit in the middle- so I said "Oh, look at the bunny!!" SIL looked and me, and said "Um, that's Noah!"
I give up, I can't top that!
OMG, SHANROB! ::belly laugh:: OH my.
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LMAO...OMG...this is hilarious...of course, I would have DIED too...but thanks for making us laugh!!
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One of the first times Evan's first admissions to the hospital after he came home from NICU, he was a direct admit, and his doctor wanted us there in 1 hour. We live 1/2 hour away. SO we were scrambling to pack every thing. My brother lived with us at the time, he's about 2 yrs younger than me. He had changed Evan's diapers before, BUT we use cloth. We asked him to put him in a disposable because having a dirty cloth diaper at the hospital for an unknown length of time is just nasty. He did, we loaded up and left.
When we got to the hospital and they were undressing Evan to check him out, we got down to his diaper......AND there was an UNCOMFORTABLE pause as the doctors and nurses looked at the diaper and then at us. YEP it was on BACKWARDS.......Thanks Mark. Actually he did a really nice job of putting it on backwards, not quite sure how he did that. We started explaining the whole situation, and how YES, we DO know how to correctly put a diaper on our son.
Becky