Community› The Bump Message Boards› TTC After a Loss
TTC After a Loss
New Discussion

Embarrassing story (dildo mentioned)

Texas77againTexas77again member
in TTC After a Loss

ok, so i went to one of those pleasure parties that my friend had and i felt pressured to buy something.  i already had one peen, but what girl doesn't need more than one peen in her life?  so as a joke (and partially not a joke) i bought the biggest one the lady had in stock.  LOL. 

fast forward to the next day.  i had my own apt and i had the Big diick sitting on my bed and i went off to work.  when i came home that day as soon as i opened the door it was obvious that someone had been in my apt.  the carpet had been cleaned and had those crop circle type of marks in it when it's freshly vaccuumed and cleaned. 

i sprint to my room and there was Big Diick still sitting on my bed and crop circles on the carpet in my room.  EMBARRASSING!!! 

i called the front office and turns out they got the wrong apt number and had it cleaned for a new move in.  Embarrassed

Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
Report Reply to Post

Re: Embarrassing story (dildo mentioned)

  • denise_mdenise_m
    OMG, that made me laugh so loud!!
    *~*Mommy to*~*
    image
    BFP#1 Kaitlyn 11-17-04
    BFP #2 Matthew pPROM 23w5d 06-03-07, b/33 weeks 8-6-07, d/10-15-07 SIDS,
    BFP #3 m/c 8 weeks 2/20/09, BFP #4 m/c no hb 6w4d, m/c 9w4d, D&C 11w2d, BFP #5 C/P 12/18/09 after BFP- 9dpo
    BFP #6 Samantha- 11-9-10
    BFP #7 4/20/12 21 DPO beta: 2382 29 DPO beta: 23000! HB 6w2d 116 bpm due Christmas day!
    This Momma's Journey
    ~Today I am pregnant and I love my baby~ BabyFruit Ticker
    Report Reply
  • Loading the player...
  • dondraandluisdondraandluis member
    LMAO!
    TTC Since Oct 08 BFP #1- 1/23/09, missed m/c 2/26/09 BFP #2- 9/8/09, natural m/c 9/16/09 BFP #3- 4/13/10, missed m/c 5/26/10 BFP #4- 4/6/11 beta#1 at 12dpo-133 prog-55.7, beta#2 at 16dpo- 861 DD born 12/8/2011 BFP#5- 11/23/12 EDD 7/25/13 Dx- Uterine septum (removed Aug 2010), endo, MTHFR C677t hetero, Factor II hetero, Low Protein S Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • vflipovflipo member
    This is a great story! and... I hope you cleaned it before you used it Stick out tongue
    I married a ginger.
    m/c 12/25/09 (5w5d) mm/c D&C 4/9/10 (11w1d) Take home baby 2/22/11
    My boobies belong to cour10e
    Report Reply
  • ShellShockedMamaShellShockedMama member

    haha!! awesome. Although the fact that your entire apartment was still furnished should have been a big clue that they were in the wrong apartment.

     

    Lilypie Third Birthday tickers Lilypie First Birthday tickers
    Labor Buddy to Blowfish11
    Report Reply
  • EmKo0210EmKo0210 member

    OMG.....Thanks for making me laugh tonight.  I needed that!

    Lilah Eve---our angel in heaven: Born sleeping 12/2/09 @ 28w3d. We love you and miss you everyday, little angel.
    Isabella Faith---Born 12/17/10 via c-section.
    Abigail Marie---Born 11/16/12 via c-section
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • uklawgirluklawgirl member

    That is hilarious!!! 

    BFP 1/8/10, missed mc 2/15/10, baby @8w3d. Natural mc 2/23/10 Goodbye our sweet little peanut. We love you so. Every lament is a love song...
    Harper Oksana, born on her due date, January 20, 2011, and the love of my life
    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • Texas77againTexas77again member

    LOL!! 

    thank God they didn't take my bong that was in the corner by the sofa.  then i would have REALLY been pissed! 

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
    Report Reply
  • TiannaRoseTiannaRose
    Hahhhhhhhh!  That is the most funny thing I have heard all day.  I am laughing so hard :)
    Report Reply
  • uklawgirluklawgirl member

    Oh and that reminds me-- I was so embarrassed about this I think I repressed it-- I had a bachelorette party for one of my friends at my house and we bought a ton of that stuff and opened it up and used it to decorate with. We'd put the boxes it all came in in my closet to hide it until the party was over. Well, I forgot about the boxes and then H (now my ex-H) and I moved and had movers that came and packed it all.

    Sure enough, they packed all of those empty boxes, condoms, penis shaped pencils, etc etc. I opened the box when we got to the new house and about *died*.

    BFP 1/8/10, missed mc 2/15/10, baby @8w3d. Natural mc 2/23/10 Goodbye our sweet little peanut. We love you so. Every lament is a love song...
    Harper Oksana, born on her due date, January 20, 2011, and the love of my life
    image
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
    Report Reply
  • lisatlanticlisatlantic
    Omg I'm always so paranoid about leaving mine out and just having someone see it. That sucks! But at least you got a free carpet cleaning out of it! 
    Report Reply
  • Texas77againTexas77again member
    imageuklawgirl:

    Oh and that reminds me-- I was so embarrassed about this I think I repressed it-- I had a bachelorette party for one of my friends at my house and we bought a ton of that stuff and opened it up and used it to decorate with. We'd put the boxes it all came in in my closet to hide it until the party was over. Well, I forgot about the boxes and then H (now my ex-H) and I moved and had movers that came and packed it all.

    Sure enough, they packed all of those empty boxes, condoms, penis shaped pencils, etc etc. I opened the box when we got to the new house and about *died*.

    that is awesome!!  lmao!!  omg, so bad. 

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
    Report Reply
  • bbhalphenbbhalphen member

    That's hilarious!  Thanks for making me laugh!

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
    Report Reply
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"