Using bad language in general (but mostly around DS). He has gotten better since the first of the year. It's our new year's resolution. I'm kicking his booty!!!
I'm surprised we don't have this problem. The first time we saw J on the ultrasound was at the vet's (she's my best friend. It's the same machine).
- He needs to learn how to wash his shaving hairs out of the sink. It grosses me out.
- Laundry needs to go IN the hamper, not next to it.
- As of last night, I realized we need to have another "penis goes down" diapering lesson. I do not appreciate being awakened at 1 a.m. by a pee drenched baby.
And to not fart in bed when I am feeling all vommy from morning sickness, and then telling me it slipped out. Dude, lifting your leg is a dead giveaway it did not just slip out!!!
Playing his !@#$!@#$% computer games at the expense of time for us, or time for LO. He is ALWAYS friggin late coming to dinner too because of the @$@%$#%$# games. Otherwise I love him, but I swear he thinks that he can keep living and playing like he did before LO was born!
Getting undressed next to the bed. Go left 10 paces and there is a laundry hamper in the bathroom. Or go straight 10 paces and there is the laundry room. Problem solved.
Turning off his closet light. Electricity costs money, buddy!
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Natalie Kate - October 4, 2011
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Re: Habits you need to break DH of
thats HILARIOUS!
mine keeps the bread open all.the.time! and i dont think he has ever in his entire life put a roll of toilet paper on the bar.
Yelling at the tv late at night.
But our rule is ---if you wake her you take care of her
Bahaha...mine does this too. And, I totally gigglesnorted at Vet.
Every.single.time the boys start whining DH will go, "Arrrrrrrcher....or Lannnnndry" like saying their name will make them stop?? Drives me B...S...C.
leaving his crap all over the house! can you tell i'm mad about this lol?
this "crap" could and does include: socks. plates. cups/mugs. crumbs. trash.
oh, this too!
oh my gosh! my DH does this too and i keep wanting to glue him to his chair!
Haha, I've posted this before, but he always thinks that "rules" for dogs are the same as the "rules" for a baby.
For example: he was worried about the possibility of Andrew having chocolate b/c it's?poisonous. ?
Um no, it's?poisonous?for DOGS, not children.?
This. He leaves his clothes laying all over the house. Lucky he has me to clean it up.
I'm surprised we don't have this problem. The first time we saw J on the ultrasound was at the vet's (she's my best friend. It's the same machine).
- He needs to learn how to wash his shaving hairs out of the sink. It grosses me out.
- Laundry needs to go IN the hamper, not next to it.
- As of last night, I realized we need to have another "penis goes down" diapering lesson. I do not appreciate being awakened at 1 a.m. by a pee drenched baby.
How to clean his bathroom.
And to not fart in bed when I am feeling all vommy from morning sickness, and then telling me it slipped out. Dude, lifting your leg is a dead giveaway it did not just slip out!!!
-swearing
-never replacing the toilet paper. He'll leave the rolol off the holder and use it that way. How freaking hard is it to replace?
-leaving his napkin in/on his used bowl/plate for me to throw away.
ONYD! Not in my post you didn't!
DH does this too, I hate it!
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Getting undressed next to the bed. Go left 10 paces and there is a laundry hamper in the bathroom. Or go straight 10 paces and there is the laundry room. Problem solved.
Turning off his closet light. Electricity costs money, buddy!
Natalie Kate - October 4, 2011
Blighted ovum, d&c at 9w, July 2012
Blighted ovum, d&c at 10w, September 2013
BFP May 28, EDD February 4, 2015