Your most embarrassing prego moment?

mustangirl5.0 · February 2010

So I just had to share..I'm in the parking garage at my docs office yesterday. All of the parking spots look like they're meant for a mini cooper or some other clown car. Not a great thing for a place that caters solely to preggos. I have a very large Ford Explorer. So, I locate a spot on the 3rd floor (a lucky catch most days) The spot looked really tight and after questioning whether I should try to locate another spot I decide to pull on in. It's a tight fit, but not too bad. I catch my breath, gather my purse and proceed to get out. I was only 115-120 lbs pre preggo so I'm used to being able to fit through tight spots. So I open my door to where it's resting on the car next to mine and being to do what I have come to call "fall out" of the car. Only during the "fall out" I realize that I can not fit. I was totally stuck between my seat and the car door. I actually had to climb back up into my car and relocate. I have never been so embarrassed.

ac_in_dc · February 2010

That's impressive.

Luckily, only my dog has witnessed my most embarrassing moment (walking to the bathroom early in the AM and I snissed so badly some of it got on the floor).

sassafras007 · February 2010

Nothing too bad...

During our first childbirth class my stomach would not stop growling. I ate before we got there and had a granola bar to try and stop it. However, nothing worked and it was super loud!

strawbrrysmile05 · February 2010

I was teaching a small group of first graders. Thanks to heartburn all the time now, I get those teeny little baby burps that are kind of like reverse hiccups. Well, I was reading them a story to teach comprehension and I didn't even realize I must have had a little baby burp (they happen so often now I don't even notice it) and one of my students giggled and said "did you just burp mrs.s?" I must have turned 5 different shades of red and excused myself lol!

princessjenney · February 2010

This has happened to me a couple of times, but no witnesses thank goodness; I'll go to the bathroom and pull down my pants but leave my undies up and sit on the toilet. So far I've been lucky enough to catch myself before anything awful happens.

Sara8 · February 2010

Not really embarassing. . just plan funny.

I went to an NST app and they wanted me to give a urine sample at the end so she gave me the cup, i went into the bathroom, sat down and completley forgot to use the cup! LOL i remembered why i had gone in their in the first place too late and couldnt get the cap open in time. . lol

JAKeefe · February 2010

im a nurse at a large city hospital, so the patient rooms arent huge and sometimes turn into an obstacle course because of all the furniture, monitors, etc. one day i was reaching for the cardiac monitor above the bed, attempting to squeeze between the bed and bedside table. my patient, a 22 year old chick, goes "umm, sweetie, you simply arent going to fit in places like you did before...for real". right...

JAKeefe · February 2010

anderhea:
I was walking through the kitchen in my bathrobe one morning and farted (I was home alone) and peed all. over. the floor. Ugh...

hilarious!

lucisparents · February 2010

I pulled our car into our narrow and never used garage for a snow storm and experienced a moment like this. I could barely get out. I finally did, was totally happy until I thought I have to get back in to get my car out! I miss being little.

shanmoyer · February 2010

lol mine was on Tuesday at prenatal class.

We were sitting/lying to do the breathing, and I definitely let out one of hte loudest farts I've done in a while! Oops! I just said "oh! Baby kicked mommy's booty!" while DH just laughed his butt off at me.

cdc1982 · February 2010

Mine was back in early 2nd tri. We had our close friends over for dinner & to surprise them with the prego news. Well, after dinner & before dessert we were all just sitting around chatting. Our one friend was telling everyone something & I suddenly farted (LOUD!)!! I didn't even feel it coming to be able to try & stop it! He just stopped, DH busted out laughing & our friend said "was that you? Wow, That was cool, I'm really impressed!!" LOL!!!

NewMama2010 · February 2010

shanmoyer:

lol mine was on Tuesday at prenatal class.

We were sitting/lying to do the breathing, and I definitely let out one of hte loudest farts I've done in a while! Oops! I just said "oh! Baby kicked mommy's booty!" while DH just laughed his butt off at me.

HAHAHA! This is my biggest fear in lamaze class. Some of the positions they have us get in, I am silently praying not to let one rip! LOL

lpstl · February 2010

princessjenney:
This has happened to me a couple of times, but no witnesses thank goodness; I'll go to the bathroom and pull down my pants but leave my undies up and sit on the toilet. So far I've been lucky enough to catch myself before anything awful happens.

I did this once, only I didn't realize it until it was too late Tongue Tied . I'm convinced that pregnancy kills brain cells.

dinky077 · February 2010

My studnets (Kindergarten) are pretty used to me burping by now. No matter how hard I try they always sneak out, but farting on the other hand is a different story. I was sitting in a chair while we were doing our Valentine's Day party and I bent over to get something. As I did I let out the loudest fart ever. The sad part was one of my studnets was sitting right behind me. I have never seen a kid jump out of a seat and run so fast in my life. Luckily I have a sense of humor and just started laughing with the kids. I wonder what kind of story that kid told his parenets when he got home.

Eviebee · February 2010

I was at the store with DD standing in line at the check out while she gabbered on about this and that and I was watching for my turn. She stops talking for a few seconds and I look over to see where she is, and I can't see her, I look around me quickly and start to panick and call her name while looking frantically around me and the people in line are just staring at me, when I hear her tiny voice say "I right hea Mommy" from just under and to the side of the belly. Yup I have a blind spot and it fits my small child.

tdenen · February 2010

We were spending some time at my in-laws house because my husband's grandmother was in the hospital. I was walking from one room to another and felt like I needed to... well... fart. Let me preface this by saying I am not one to fart in front of other people. My husband had never even heard me! I was used to this feeling because I've been gassy a lot while pregnant, and usually they are silent. Well... this one was not and it echoed down the hallway! When i got to the room I was walking to, everyone was looking at the door wide eyed... I was so embarrased!!!!!

xcjen06 · February 2010

My mom was telling us a story about a lady she talked to on the phone at work. My dad asked if my mom knows this lady in person and my mom said no, that she lives in Phoenix. Right away I said "Oh, Texas" completly serious.

erinkate23 · February 2010

I was hanging out at my house with my brother and his fiance, who used to live with us. I changed into my pj's and came back out to the living room. A baby starting crying on TV and I started leaking.... right through my PJs.

UrbanLe1 · February 2010

I am laughing so hard I'm snorting. Thanks girls!

Me? It was today, actually. I'm still wearing my prepreg jeans, but they're not so comfy to sit down in. I had to sit in a long meeting at work (I'm a professor), so I slyly unbuttoned my pants after I sat down and pulled my tank top over the waist. The meeting was really long, and I forgot my pants were unbuttoned, and I didn't make sure my tank top was still over them. I stood up with my jeans unzipped and my bare belly blazing--with part of my fuschia underwear hanging out in front of my entire department! The people at my table just cracked up...someone said, "well, I know a problem with keeping your pants up got you into this situation..."

My face was the color of my underwear.

ckstokes · February 2010

this past weekend i was at my mom's with DH and a best friend for a baby shower. Sat night I went to bed before everyone else. I was feeling a little nauseated with heartburn. I laid down and just couldn't get a hold on it. But, my mom, being as sweet as she is, had moved my old crib into my room at her house, so close to the bed, i had to scoot to the end of the bed to get out.... yeah.... didn't make it. Puke-a-pa-looza. I yelled for DH (in the LR) to get my mom (who was headed upstairs). I knew she'd feel my pain.. and she did. It didn't end there... before it was over, snissing seemed like a drop in the bucket... literally. Humiliation! in front of DH and my friend. There have been other moments, but this was by far the worst.

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