Do you fart in front of your DH?

June2007 · February 2010

Please discuss below...[Poll]

Bandia12 · February 2010

lol. Why wouldn't I ? I haven't hid bodily functions from him since we started getting serious. If you can't fart in front of your hubby, who can you fart in front of ? Stick out tongue

alexiskiriluk · February 2010

being pregnant makes it hard to hold it in....

EmilyAnn10 · February 2010

My husband has seen me in all my glory and then pregnancy hit and he's seen more of my glory! LOL. If you can't pass gas in front of your husband who can you pass it in front of?! I'm not ashamed! Big Smile

MWoodside · February 2010

alexiskiriluk:
being pregnant makes it hard to hold it in....

I didn't before pg, but once the flatulence kicked in all bets were off. DH was mortified when I lost my tact about it. He was so grossed out. Luckily the farting stopped around 20 weeks.

whatever496 · February 2010

yes Ma'am!! lol My husband threatens to fart in my mouth when were sleeping(just a joke though) We have that wierd kind of relationship though!! Fart away!!

ImBatmom2507 · February 2010

Heh, are you KIDDING? This pregnancy gas is actually one of my favorite symptoms! I finally have the ammunition to get my revenge for all of the gas I've endured from him! I mean c'mon, the man waits until we are in the car and then he lets one rip while locking all of the windows! He deserves this! Big Smile

Lexi0402 · February 2010

No, I really try not to. I'd rather not repulse him just yet.

CashewsMommy · February 2010

When we were first dating, I tried not to. That all died the first time I did it. About 2 months into dating, we were on a long car ride. My belly was not happy and I did a silent fart. I thought everything was ok until the smell hit both of us at the same time. It was by far, the stinkiest fart I ever had in my whole life!!! He rolled down the window and stuck his head out. LOL We still laugh about it today.

bhartung · February 2010

I sure do!!! There is no holding it in, that only causes me pain...

EmilyAnn10 · February 2010

sarahgoetz8885:
Heh, are you KIDDING? This pregnancy gas is actually one of my favorite symptoms! I finally have the ammunition to get my revenge for all of the gas I've endured from him! I mean c'mon, the man waits until we are in the car and then he lets one rip while locking all of the windows! He deserves this!

LMAO! Mine does that too!

FishNchips1 · February 2010

I just dont get it. DH seriously doesnt care. he knows girls fart and poop just like any other human being. Just because we have vaginas doesnt mean we dont have normal human bodily functions.

I fart all the time and sometimes get a wide eye from DH but he does not care.

EmilyAnn10 · February 2010

CashewsMommy:
When we were first dating, I tried not to. That all died the first time I did it. About 2 months into dating, we were on a long car ride. My belly was not happy and I did a silent fart. I thought everything was ok until the smell hit both of us at the same time. It was by far, the stinkiest fart I ever had in my whole life!!! He rolled down the window and stuck his head out. LOL We still laugh about it today.

Is it sad that I find this the funniest post umm..almost ever? LOL.

My husband didn't think I farted (or did #2) for almost 2 years b.c I hid it from him! One day we were on our way to his Moms and he randomly says "Honey...do you fart? Poop?" and I looked at him and started laughing. He said "Well? Do you? I never know if you poo or fart. Are you normal?" After that I just let the farts go but I still don't exactly announce when I'm going #2!

CamFam · February 2010

I'm guilty of trying not to fart in front of my hubby. Gas is something my family never approved of (burping included) so I always leave the room when the need arises.

However, with pregnancy, all bets are off. I farted for the first time in front of my husband in the 7 years we have been together (3 years married) and shocked the heck out of him and myself. He laughed, I almost died.

angiek941 · February 2010

Oh yeah, we're gross. After almost ten years, there's not much mystery left. I actually farted in the car and locked the windows, so he couldn't escape. We both laughed so hard. Farts are just funny.

VampyGirl · February 2010

I just cant!! Like..I know he wouldnt care...and it'd be nice to get him back for all the stinky stuff hes done to me...But i feel to weird!! I told him about the BM thing when i go into labor and how it COULD happen..and hes like no way! =O and i said yea...and now he makes fun of me about how nasty thats gonna be..To the point of I almost cried..he thinks its funny as hell that I could. >.<

June2007 · February 2010

FishNchips1:

I just dont get it. DH seriously doesnt care. he knows girls fart and poop just like any other human being. Just because we have vaginas doesnt mean we dont have normal human bodily functions.

I fart all the time and sometimes get a wide eye from DH but he does not care.

THIS! It gets on my nerves that we have to be these little shamed beings afraid of our bodily functions. I'm not saying you have to let one rip in someones face and laugh about it but c'mon people! I hope who ever chose option #3 was kidding!

DH and I like to try to 'dutch oven' each other like we're gross 13 year olds. ) How romantio!

mrs.mulrine · February 2010

My friend and I have a rule that if the guy you're dating hasn't seen your poop, you can't sleep with him. Hahahahah it started as our joke but the logic is true! DH and I are gross, we try to gross each other out. He's actually pinned me down and farted on me, skin to skin! Haha Love knows no bounds!!

Lolabug86 · February 2010

Oh for sure! In fact, I think he's the only person I feel comfortable enough to fart in front of! I agree with PP that if you can't fart in front of your hubby, then who can you fart in front of?

I tried not to at first, but I do remember the first time I did...we were having sex....I'm pretty sure I almost died Embarrassed

But since then its been game ON! LOL

EmilyAnn10 · February 2010

mrs.mulrine:
My friend and I have a rule that if the guy you're dating hasn't seen your poop, you can't sleep with him. Hahahahah it started as our joke but the logic is true! DH and I are gross, we try to gross each other out. He's actually pinned me down and farted on me, skin to skin! Haha Love knows no bounds!!

That is so romantic! Big Smile

AbJams · February 2010

I used to try and have a little courtesy about it... but not anymore. I couldn't hold it in if I wanted to. Aaaaaand, it's not like he's ever held in a fart around me!

mexicolombiana · February 2010

I never used to when we were dating or even engaged, but a few months into the marriage it just started happening and I would try to hide it, but now there is no hiding my farts Surprise So I'm pretty open about it now.

Although smelling his farts still makes me want to vomit.

Rachelilly23 · February 2010

Yep- we didn't fart in front of each other the first year we were dating, but we got over it on a 10 hour car ride... and we've been doing it since.

MrsEricH · February 2010

Nope. I think I have once, and it was by accident when I sneezed. He doesn't do it in front of me either- I don't know, I guess we both feel like there are some things that are better kept to ourselves... or something. I'm really glad he doesn't, it totally grosses me out when guys do that (his brothers do it shamelessly, no matter who's in the room. Gross).

Celtic Ember · February 2010

I'm amused that people think we have a choice in this... sometimes, the gas has got to pass!!!

EmilyAnn10 · February 2010

Celtic Ember:
I'm amused that people think we have a choice in this... sometimes, the gas has got to pass!!!

Amen, sister!

allyandpat2010 · February 2010

I try so hard not to but sometimes I can't help it!

DH won't pee or fart in front of me! And he doesnt like me peeing in front of him.

ImBatmom2507 · February 2010

allyandpat2010:

I try so hard not to but sometimes I can't help it!

DH won't pee or fart in front of me! And he doesnt like me peeing in front of him.

Hehe. DH is pretty bladder shy. He's gotten to where he can stand it if I walk up and stand there while he's peeing, but he doesn't like it. I like to call his cell when I know he's got it on him and he's peeing - it annoys him.

mommabird77 · February 2010

Ummm yeah... I fart, piss and poop in front of my husband... I have thrown up in front of him too. We are totally cool like that ;-p

MzShonie · February 2010

Tiffgoddess:
Ummm yeah... I fart, piss and poop in front of my husband... I have thrown up in front of him too. We are totally cool like that ;-p

Yes I seriously don't see what the big deal is to people. It's a part of life. I just don't do it in public though lol

amy0105 · February 2010

As long as we are in love -we will fart in front of each other...although, I could live with it if we chose not to do so - DH usually "announces" it and makes it a production...he's very proud! LOL

allyandpat2010 · February 2010

When I had morning sickness first time, DH said he was at odds standing outside the bathroom door debating whether to go in and comfort me or hold my hair back. glad he decided no cause I am not a fan of anyone around me when I am tossing up my cookies.

preppynewlywed · February 2010

Nope. He doesn't fart in front of me either.

We also don't discuss bowel movements or anything like that.

I had major surgery last summer, and I was mortified that he knew I had to be in the hospital on the last day until I had a bowel movement.

I just like certain things to be private. Anything that comes out of my arse is at the top of that list.

ETA: He has seen me vomit, but only once in college. I was so hungover, and I had stayed at his house that night. When I have m/s I lock him out of the bathroom.

driveshorses · February 2010

If I do I don't make a big production about it. My stepson thinks that the only girl that farts is his grandma. DH will fire at will, but whatever...don't care too much unless he makes me gag. I do make him say excuse me because evidently I'm just a jerk like that. SS will tell him to say excuse me also. Monkey see, monkey do, and there's no sense in killing manners off too.

orlandolovin · February 2010

are farting contests with DH inappropriate? :P haha he's my best friend, so yeah we do everything together or in front of each other. he always says, "i don't want to have to worry about not doing it in front of you, so fart away!"

kirkette · February 2010

MWoodside:
alexiskiriluk:
being pregnant makes it hard to hold it in....
I didn't before pg, but once the flatulence kicked in all bets were off. DH was mortified when I lost my tact about it. He was so grossed out. Luckily the farting stopped around 20 weeks.

Ditto. One time DH was almost in tears.

DorothyandMatt · February 2010

If I fart in the room with DH we get into a HUGE fight. ?It's very annoying!!!!! ?I was raised as a free farter & crapping with the door open but DH can't handle it. ?It's not a girl thing for him. ?He has never farted in front of me the whole 9 years we've been together & he is a very shy pooper. ?He demands that we poop with the door closed & leave the room to fart. ?We have gotten into screaming matches over this because it's not how I was raised (for crying out loud farts are funny). ?I shouldn't have to get up in the middle of a movie in my own home to fart!!!!!!!!!! ?(although I do have the worst smelling gas of all time) ?I try to leave the room just to avoid fights but this is still something we have to work out. ?

sunnydoc · February 2010

I'm pretty sure we'd both explode if we didn't. There's just no shame in our house ;-)

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