Here's the thing. (rant)

FrauKlein · February 2010

I DON'T CARE if your kid went poop in the potty. Really. I don't care about that anymore than you care that my dogs went potty in the yard.

I don't care now, I won't care if I ever have kids. In fact, the only time I'll care is if your kid is shiitting golden nuggets and whizzing pure aged quality Scotch.

Now - if only there was a way to say this to the friend who keeps texting me potty stats for her 2 year old.

buckin · February 2010

So you Don't want to know about my Doxie's bathroom habits and how many times I clean the litterbox?

Dam. I don't know what else to talk about with you.

(BTW. Just tell her. "I know you like to share because you think its awesome, and for you I'm sure it is, but I really don't like the texts of the bathroom feats. For the sake of my sanity and our friendship, please stop."

DesignsOnYou · February 2010

Oh geez.

I share the details of my LO's diaper adventures with my DH and NO ONE ELSE.

Talk about too much information.

Alex17 · February 2010

OMG, LOL. Please send her this line back in a text:

"I don't care now, I won't care if I ever have kids. In fact, the only time I'll care is if your kid is shiitting golden nuggets and whizzing pure aged quality Scotch."

::dies::

TessCPDF · February 2010

Uh, yeah. Tell her about your potty exploits. That should shut her up.

crownedbee · February 2010

I'd start texting my dog's potty stats to HER.

Lacie just peed outside!

Lacie left a huge steaming pile in the back yard!

Lacie peed a little inside but she was just excited.

Lacie's poop is a little runny...going to make her some rice.

Maybe she'll get it?

nikkifudgestick · February 2010

That's weird.

heather_09_15_07 · February 2010

I have gas.

horizon1322 · February 2010

crownedbee:
I'd start texting my dog's potty stats to HER.
Lacie just peed outside!
Lacie left a huge steaming pile in the back yard!
Lacie peed a little inside but she was just excited.
Lacie's poop is a little runny...going to make her some rice.
Maybe she'll get it?

Sounds like a plan!

weelass24 · February 2010

TessCPDF:
Uh, yeah. Tell her about your potty exploits. That should shut her up.

She already does this for jlee.

*giggles and runs away*

FrauKlein · February 2010

weelass24:

TessCPDF:
Uh, yeah. Tell her about your potty exploits. That should shut her up.

She already does this for jlee.

*giggles and runs away*

<---shoots finger to Wee.

That was an accident! LOL. But you raise a fair point. At least my poo was impressive and a feat of the human digestive tract.

mrs.maybride · February 2010

sounds like it's time for another passive-aggressive FB status!

Ya Never Know · February 2010

TessCPDF:
Uh, yeah. Tell her about your potty exploits. That should shut her up.

LOL, I was just thinking this!

Text her: I just pooped on the potty. I took a picture of it to show you. Big Smile

mrs_b_2007 · February 2010

I agree with all of this, especially those who feel the need to post every living moment of their child's existence on FB (including potty happenings).

WinsyWade · February 2010

FrauKlein:

I DON'T CARE if your kid went poop in the potty. Really. I don't care about that anymore than you care that my dogs went potty in the yard.

I don't care now, I won't care if I ever have kids. In fact, the only time I'll care is if your kid is shiitting golden nuggets and whizzing pure aged quality Scotch.

Now - if only there was a way to say this to the friend who keeps texting me potty stats for her 2 year old.

I disagree with this. Potty training SUCK the big one. My DS is just getting the hang of it now, due to him having autism. I text my mom and dad when he goes on the potty occasionally - but only them. I don't post on FB.

The worst I've seen is parents that post pictures of thier child on the potty on FB/myspace. That is scary in my honest opinion because you never know who can see it.

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