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htomeo · February 2010

Why is there not a warning label or PSA on how abused we get from our babies? I am surprised I don't have a ton of bruises on my face from the many times Willis has slammed his head against mine.

tmp-354536812503300 · February 2010

I have a nice bruise on my chin right now, DS clocked me with his elbow.

And I don't care what they say, it's hurts just as bad when a lady gets kicked between the legs as it does a man.

Fish4Fun · February 2010

I blew up at DH twice last night because he was all up in my space. Didn't leave me enough room to dodge a couple slams to the nose from DD's head.

::shakes fist in rage::

labooshki · February 2010

I seriously thought I had a broken nose the other day! They have such hard heads!

Snowy_Owl · February 2010

The nose is the worst - OWWWWWWWWWW

jenerally? · February 2010

I got slapped across the face by my toddler yesterday. That was fun.

Lotzodotz · February 2010

The other day I had bite marks up and down my arms. I could count all 6 little teeth. Teething + frustrated baby = pain for me.

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