So I have an issue with Mr. hippo

hippotree · February 2010

He has a beard. I don't mind the beard - in fact, I think it looks kinda hot. I am not a big fan of kissing with facial hair, though. It just tickles.

And he's now trying to grow the mustache into a handlebar mustache. He bought mustache wax and started twirling the ends today.

I can't even look at him. What do I do?

lo45fd98wq32 · February 2010

I love DH with a beard and he usually has a goatee. But a handlebar mustache? That is just not ok.

greenclown · February 2010

First, you need to post a picture on FB.

akalutts · February 2010

I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing in his face and pointing.

I would not suggest doing that though.

(DH doesn't get to kiss me as much when he has facial hair- makes me break out)

crownedbee · February 2010

Is he a heavy sleeper?

weelass24 · February 2010

drug him and shave it while he sleeps? Handlebar mustaches are not OK

WaitingOnTwoPinkLines · February 2010

greenclown:
First, you need to post a picture on FB.

Pssshhh... PIP!

robinsokj · February 2010

I cannot handle mustaches. Blech

weelass24 · February 2010

greenclown:
First, you need to post a picture on FB.

This too

horizon1322 · February 2010

greenclown:
First, you need to post a picture on FB.

This.

I don't think any of us can really help until we fully understand the gravity of the situation Wink

ValentineBB · February 2010

On the upside you could have some fun Snidely Whiplash role play.

AllThatGlitters101 · February 2010

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, but I just laughed out loud. Love it.

Okay, buy some tiny scissors and while he sleeps, clip those handlebars off. Lay tiny scissors by him. Act like you just woke up say, "Oh my gosh! What did you do?!!?!"

He'll be totally confused. Act confused, too. Especially when neither of you have a clue where those tiny scissors came from. Big Smile

Mama_SAS · February 2010

AuntIsha:
I love DH with a beard and he usually has a goatee. But a handlebar mustache? That is just not ok.

This. DH is required to have a beard if he wants kisses. (He won't shave every day and beard/mustache is softer than mustache stubble up my nose)

Handlebar mustache, though, is not cool.

weelass24 · February 2010

AllThatGlitters101:

Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, but I just laughed out loud. Love it.

Okay, buy some tiny scissors and while he sleeps, clip those handlebars off. Lay tiny scissors by him. Act like you just woke up say, "Oh my gosh! What did you do?!!?!"

He'll be totally confused. Act confused, too. Especially when neither of you have a clue where those tiny scissors came from.

OMG!!! This !! Soooooooooooo THIS!!