Let's talk about my crotch.

Jenandtonica · February 2010

I'm still injured from last night's painful sexperience. It even hurts to wipe. My stupid body isn't ready for triggering tonight. I'm hopeful tomorrow will be the day, so I'm still staring at my fertile window ... with a how-you-doing that feels like it's covered in papercuts.

How am I going to get through two more days of sex AND THEN a speculum for an IUI? The dildo cam hurt this morning, too!

::whimpers::

weelass24 · February 2010

Shower sex? Although I suppose that would be counter productive, right? I don't have a clue.

Jenandtonica · February 2010

BAH! I just realized the sex won't end with triggering/IUI, either. My vagina is going to resemble ground beef by the end of this week. Crying

jCamsquared · February 2010

The same way you get through a BJ with lockjaw.

NavyClan · February 2010

Jenandtonica:
BAH! I just realized the sex won't end with triggering/IUI, either. My vagina is going to resemble ground beef by the end of this week.

This makes me sad for your vagina.

ToshaGirl · February 2010

Youch.

Poor vag o' J&T.

idkmybffk8 · February 2010

Jenandtonica:
BAH! I just realized the sex won't end with triggering/IUI, either. My vagina is going to resemble ground beef by the end of this week.

i gagged a little.

Jenandtonica · February 2010

Despite my habit of peppering my stuff with a dash o' humor, I'm quite serious about this. Is there anything I can do to at least make it hurt less without making it a sperm-killing environment?

weelass24 · February 2010

Pre-seed?

buckin · February 2010

ambesol?

jCamsquared · February 2010

I have no clue how to help you, so I stuck with humor. Sorry lover.

idavis · February 2010

Ice pack first?

ToshaGirl · February 2010

Ice pack or frozen peas perhaps.

agdudley08 · February 2010

An ice pack as well as Dermoplast spray. They give it to you when you have a tear or episiotomy. I use it sometimes becasue painful sex is an issue. You can get it over the counter at the pharmacy. It also comes out cold so that helps too. Good luck.

PinkRoses · February 2010

I"m so sorry, J&T. I know where you're coming from.

I'm very sensitive, but I was able to tolerate PreSeed pretty well. No burning or anything. And the applicators are super helpful. I know it's a little pricey, but just lather up with the stuff!

And FWIW, the first cycle we used it we got our BFP! Good luck!

Jenandtonica · February 2010

How different is Pre-Seed from Pr? (are they different)? Anyone know? We used Pr? last night, and I swear it only made things worse.

PinkRoses · February 2010

I just looked into it, and they have a bit of info here.

It's from the makers of Pre-Seed, so I worry that the formula that irritated you may be the same.

BUT they point out that the advantage of Pre-Seed is that it's specifically for internal use... it comes with plastic applicators. This should really help with any friction, and should let your external lady parts rest a bit from their rough night last night.

They say that they recommend Pre-Seed for active TTC, and Pre for "just for fun" or ("just because we love each other", as they put it Ick! ) sex.

Jenandtonica · February 2010

Thanks, PR. Smile

I would never, ever, ever use that Pre garbage again, not even "just because we love each other." It seriously acted like glue. Not cool, batman.

GAH. I'm hesitant to drop the $30 or so on Pre-Seed when it's possible I had a weird reaction to the stuff and will have the same reaction to Pre-Seed. After all, it says Pre isn't supposed to be sticky.

Wilted Flower

ToshaGirl · February 2010

Glue + Vag = Seriously uncool, yup.

I have a friend that had a similiar reaction, but was a okay on the pre-seed.

Jenandtonica · February 2010

Hmm, hmm, hmm. That's promising news, Cathy. Now to figure out wherethefuck to buy this stuff pronto.

Confused I love spending money on my phantom babies. ::sigh::

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