I don't think I can do this story justice, but I will try... wish I had a video!
DH and I had our injection training this afternoon. While we were waiting, a strange lady came in with her 4 y/o son. We stared a little when she started talking loudly to him and referring to herself in the third person. And then talking to herself while she read a magazine - "Oooh so-and-so celebrity is getting so thin!"
It got weirder when as she was going into the financial office she yelled to her son "Come on, you can watch mommy get poked." Ummmm, I don't think the finances lady is going to poke you! And good choice of words, BTW!
Then she went up to the front desk and loudly gave the name Dana XXXX and they couldn't find her in the computer. She then said "Well, my real name is Jerry Dana XXXX, but everyone always mistakes me for a man so I liked to be called Dana. I don't know why they think I'm a man, I sure don't have any man parts!".
After she left, I asked DH if he thought she passed her psych eval?!
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I should have mentioned that she had a deep, husky voice! That probably wasn't helping her gender identity crisis!
DH and I had to cover our faces with magazines because we couldn't stop laughing when she said "man parts"!
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