This was an ice breaker at a mommy and me class I went to. I thought I was the only one, but apparently pumps talk! I swear, it sounds like my pump says "smack her, smack her, smack her" when it's going. Someone said hers sounded like it was saying "stripper pole, stripper pole, stripper pole."
Does yours say anything?
Re: Just for fun: Does your pump talk to you?
yep and my posts about what my pump says to me have been a hit on this board-so here is hoping yours is too!
mine says "momma moo" per my hubby it has also said "let it go," "you're too old," "baltimore" (i have no idea why),
there are others too, but i don't pump as often this time around. hope you get some fun responses.
I wish I had seen your other posts! I hadn't been bumping very often, and now I'm on a little more.
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i posted a few weeks ago and then maybe last week about pumps talking-again popular topic so hope this brings more "quotes" to the front. one of my posts was at like 2am
perhaps that is why we "hear" such fun things!?? 
Now I"m curious-What brand are all of your pumps? I'm interested in seeing if it's one brand or if it's many different ones.
Mine is a Medela PISA