I picture them being like, "Okay... So all of this drama and board wars and TOS stuff - how is that impacting our advertising revenue?"
And then they plug the drama topic and posters into a revenue calculation matrix of some kind only said matrix was created by the Nest Gods so it doesn't work very well and frequently makes duplicate posts.
You'd think that at some point they'd realize when someone is banned they're taking 8 bajillion views from their site, which would decrease their advertising profits! I mean, for every time someone refreshes the screen........
Can I put this in the next meeting agenda, oh bump gods?
Re: Can you imagine what bump staff meetings are like?
I picture them being like, "Okay... So all of this drama and board wars and TOS stuff - how is that impacting our advertising revenue?"
And then they plug the drama topic and posters into a revenue calculation matrix of some kind only said matrix was created by the Nest Gods so it doesn't work very well and frequently makes duplicate posts.
You'd think that at some point they'd realize when someone is banned they're taking 8 bajillion views from their site, which would decrease their advertising profits! I mean, for every time someone refreshes the screen........
Can I put this in the next meeting agenda, oh bump gods?
.... and this one girl told the sickest story about when Cap'n Bloodsnatch arrived....
*sorry*