This might be controversial. Peanut Butter is involved.

stephm0188 · February 2010

I'm sad I wasn't home for it.

My husband was making dinner, and he has a habit of leaving the pantry open. Adam grabbed the jar of peanut butter, opened it, and stuck his hand in. He must have rubbed his nose or eye after that, because he ended up with peanut butter smeared all over his face.

My husband said he heard him laughing hysterically and turned around to find the dog licking the PB off of him.