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you guys wanna hear another super-slorey thing I did?

happ17happ17
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I just remembered this last night, and laughed about it for like 5 minutes. DH was so confused because I refused to tell him.
My babies!! Patrick Aydin, 9.24.07, and Alia Noor, 6.1.11 imageimage
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Re: you guys wanna hear another super-slorey thing I did?

  • KoriBrettKoriBrett
    well you know I'm in LOL
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  • mlm1128mlm1128
    Of course we do. 
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  • DaiLyghtDaiLyght
    Why even wait for a reply?? Just tell us! ;)
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  • happ17happ17
    oh, nevermind. I totally chickened out. Not telling. You guys would make fun of me.
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  • npeacocknpeacock

    imagehapp17:
    oh, nevermind. I totally chickened out. Not telling. You guys would make fun of me.

    Tease.

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  • happ17happ17
    Ok fine, but you guys have to promise not to flame me.
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  • amiamishamiamish

    imagehapp17:
    oh, nevermind. I totally chickened out. Not telling. You guys would make fun of me.

    that's just wrong.

    If kitty can admit to liking a high heel, you can tell yours. :)

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  • TheNextWestTheNextWest member
    done! tell :)
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  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    *taps foot impatiently*

     

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  • happ17happ17

    Ok, before I met DH, I think I was 20 or something, I went in for a physical. Well, part of my physical involved getting an ekg and echocardiogram, which involved basically wearing a flimsy paper gown thing but being naked from the waist up.

    I walk into the EKG room and it's basically a walk-in closet with a bunch of equipment and a bed, with a door. And the technician? HOT. So he's doing the echo and I notice him sneaking peeks at my boobs, and brushing his hand against them. Any other person, I would have been mortified and freaked out and told him he was being innapropriate.

    But like I said, he was hot. And I started getting turned on. So we start talking, and the conversation goes from general chit chat to being flirty. One thing leads to another, I won't get into details, but I had a surge of adrenaline and hoped I was reading his signs well so I sat up and came onto him. 

    So he gets up, locks the door, and we go at it. Have a nice quickie with the echocardiogram guy during my physical. He asked for my number but I didn't give it to him. I thought it would be awkward.

    Needless to say, I had to find a new doctor after that. I still can't believe I did it, but i guess I was impulsive and stupid and young and horny. So funny. 

    My babies!! Patrick Aydin, 9.24.07, and Alia Noor, 6.1.11 imageimage
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  • KoriBrettKoriBrett

    make fun of you?  Sh*t you hobag, you're my new hero, that's awesome! lol

     

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  • amiamishamiamish
    wow, that totally sounds like something in a movie or on a soap. :)
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  • happ17happ17
    I know! I felt like such a porn star! I think that's why it was so hot.
    My babies!! Patrick Aydin, 9.24.07, and Alia Noor, 6.1.11 imageimage
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  • DaiLyghtDaiLyght
    OMG THAT IS AWESOME!
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  • mlm1128mlm1128
    Flame you?  Isn't that one of the fantasies most women have??
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  • xbrooklyngrlxbrooklyngrl
    Dude...WOW!
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  • joy143dhjoy143dh

    That's freak'n awesome. 

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    David "BD" 2/8/07 Spencer 9/12/11
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  • femmegemfemmegem member
    That's so the plot line for a porno. Awesome.
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
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  • Mrs.LB705Mrs.LB705
    WOW!  What a story!!!!!  See now, this is one of those rare occasions where I wish that Dave and I hadn't been together since age 15--we have our own stories, I guess, but NOTHING like that!!!  LOL!
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  • happ17happ17
    the funny thing is, I didn't lose my virginity until after I graduated HS, so I was 17. I met DH when I was 20.5. So in the interim, I was pret-ty busy.
    My babies!! Patrick Aydin, 9.24.07, and Alia Noor, 6.1.11 imageimage
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  • KittyKatBratKittyKatBrat

    I'm jealous!  I always wished for a moment like that.

     

    I bow down.

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  • belle204belle204 member
    i said i was just going to lurk but had to come out for this. damn, happ. you are/were a hoebag. love it!
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  • bubububu
    Holy shizzle.  That's a great story!
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  • kittycarrkittycarr

    OMG!  I think I need to step home for a minute and rub one out I'm so turned on right now!  I bow down to you.  Do you have any idea how many fantasies I've had of a previous obgyn just slippin' himself in there rather than that medieval torture device thing they call a speculum?  Oh man!!  I'm so not worthy of your awesomeness in my presence...

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  • TheNextWestTheNextWest member

    imageMrs.LB705:
    WOW!  What a story!!!!!  See now, this is one of those rare occasions where I wish that Dave and I hadn't been together since age 15--we have our own stories, I guess, but NOTHING like that!!!  LOL!

    Yeeaahhh. H and I have been together since we were 16- we have done some pretty crazy stuff (I think), but clearly missed out on others! Cause that, my friend, is just awesome lol.

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