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A slut-cave curiousity

I think I read last night that someone (I am honestly too lazy to go back and look) doesn't think the penis and balls are an attractive thing.

so, do fellow slut cavers think this?

I am very much the opposite, I think the penis is oh so nice and very attractive. velvety. but, then again, I'm a a big, strap-on loving hoebag.

oh and since I missed most of the conversation due to my new job starting, I want to provide another answer to "Have you ever been called a slut?"  Yes, but in my ear, "oh you slut, you slut" haha!

Re: A slut-cave curiousity

  • Seriously, there is NOTHING attractive about a penis/balls.  I can't even think about it too long -- they are skeevy.  ;)

    I love penis....don't get me wrong.  Just not the way they look! 

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  • imageJodi&Joe:

    Seriously, there is NOTHING attractive about a penis/balls.  I can't even think about it too long -- they are skeevy.  ;)

    I love penis....don't get me wrong.  Just not the way they look! 

    ditto this. 

    Now tits, I could stare at ALL.  DAY.  LONG.

  • This is tough to answer.  I am attracted to penis because of what it represents, but I do not find it attractive.  I wouldn't, say, decorate my house in peni pattern.

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  • I feel like Samantha in SATC describing her lover Richard's penis.  I think some aren't attractive if not well groomed or if they're oddly curved or something. However there are some men out there with lovely ones.
  • I have seen attractive penis before.  I have also seen not so attractive penis.  Maybe the ugly is what has made me see the pretty?  IDK but I have seen pretty penis...
  • imageKoriBrett:
    imageJodi&Joe:

    Seriously, there is NOTHING attractive about a penis/balls.  I can't even think about it too long -- they are skeevy.  ;)

    I love penis....don't get me wrong.  Just not the way they look! 

    ditto this. 

    Now tits, I could stare at ALL.  DAY.  LONG.

    I agree with both of these gals

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  • I have seen plenty 'o penis in my day (puh-lenty)...not a single one would I call "pretty" or "attractive."

    UGLY!  ;)

  • ... although there are some that you see and think man, I want to ride some of that... but still, no they're not nice to look at.

    I'd laugh my butt off if I ever went to see male strippers. 

  • I like penises, personally.
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  • Have you ever tried to put balls in your mouth?
  • imagekittycarr:
    Have you ever tried to put balls in your mouth?

    one of my specialties if I do say so myself...

  • male genatalia, in its erect form, can be attractive. If it has the right coloring, appropriate amount of veininess, is carefully groomed, etc.

    But attach it to a standing, walking-around male body, and seeing penii dangle to and fro just makes me giggle. 

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  • Sooo....... if you've seen penii of multiple ethnicities, do you find one more attractive than another due to color/veins or lack of/etc ?   

  • imagehapp17:

    male genatalia, in its erect form, can be attractive. If it has the right coloring, appropriate amount of veininess, is carefully groomed, etc.

    But attach it to a standing, walking-around male body, and seeing penii dangle to and fro just makes me giggle. 

    don't forget the bending over to pick up a sock position...Stick out tongue

  • imageKoriBrett:

    imagekittycarr:
    Have you ever tried to put balls in your mouth?

    one of my specialties if I do say so myself...

    ditto

  • imagehapp17:

    But attach it to a standing, walking-around male body, and seeing penii dangle to and fro just makes me giggle. 

    This made me almost pee my pants!

  • imagejettagurl:

    Sooo....... if you've seen penii of multiple ethnicities, do you find one more attractive than another due to color/veins or lack of/etc ?   

    no, i don't think color generally plays a factor for me. Though I was with a white guy once whose penis was scary white. I guess I have been with a few guys who had ugly peni (there is a grammar and spelling nightmare), but in general, I do love them and find them attractive, even when dangling.

    I will also say that, for me, a man need not groom or manscape! Be free, peni! Be free! (I guess if gibs is a man living in his mother's basement, then I am a former 70's porn star who has slept with John Holmes.)

  • don't forget the bending over to pick up a sock position...Stick out tongue

    Ick!

  • I have had all white guys except for one and I must say that the negro penii was by far the most amazing sculpture I've ever laid my eyes on. 

    I disagree about the manscaping.  It is a definite must.  That 70's birthing bush scenario is the biggest turnoff by far.

  • imagejettagurl:

    Sooo....... if you've seen penii of multiple ethnicities, do you find one more attractive than another due to color/veins or lack of/etc ?   

    This is funny to me, I'm black yet I've never seen a black penis in person before.  I can't even answer as I've only seen white penii.

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  • imagekittycarr:

    I have had all white guys except for one and I must say that the negro penii was by far the most amazing sculpture I've ever laid my eyes on. 

    See....this is why I go negro.  The white penii in my past really have nothing on DH.  

    Also, the grooming is really insignificant.  

     

    What is barfo to me is when DH (electrician - so works construction) is really hot from working outside and his accessories hang so low.  *puke*

     

  • I will say the only thing barfo for me if a guy coming to bed unclean. actually, a woman coming to bed unclean is gross, too.
  • This post is hilarious!

    Oh and I agree with Koribrett.

  • I'm a fan of the penis, not so much of the balls.  And I find a woman's body way more attractive than a man's. 
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  • imagevccake:
    I will say the only thing barfo for me if a guy coming to bed unclean. actually, a woman coming to bed unclean is gross, too.

    YES YES YES. We both shower before bed, regardless of planned activities, i just can't sleep if not.

     

  • CTFU (crackin' the f*ck up) at accessories!!
  • imagejettagurl:

    imagevccake:
    I will say the only thing barfo for me if a guy coming to bed unclean. actually, a woman coming to bed unclean is gross, too.

    YES YES YES. We both shower before bed, regardless of planned activities, i just can't sleep if not.

     

    I know. I have to wash my junk even if I am sleeping alone! It's just a habit now. Your goods have been wrapped up all day -- you have to rinse them!!!

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