**Note: My mom asked me to write an obit for the dog so she could post it on facebook. I obliged.**
Leroy Brown.
It is with great sadness that the Ballsox family announces the passing of the one and only Leroy Brown.
No one knows exactly where or when his journey started before he
stepped paw on ballsox soil. Some speculate he left a career on
Broadway. Others believe he was a mafia informant, placed in witness
protection. Still others believe he was the prodigal child of an
eccentric millionaire, leaving home to find deeper meaning behind the
next bush. The world will never know as he was tight lipped about the
his life on the road.
All we know is that when he stepped foot on the land of ballsox, his life was going to take a drastic turn.
Family and friends of Mr Brown today would recognize very little of the
matted ball of grey fur from that fateful first day. Short of the
wagging tail, it was nearly impossible to tell hind from head. It took
some convincing, but he was soon coerced into the car for what would be
the first of many messy car rides.
After a makeover that would make TLC proud, it became obvious that the brown-eyed stranger would be staying around.
Mr Brown spent the youthful years of his life sitting square in the lap
of luxury. From afternoons spent watching animal planet to many tastes
of smoked turkey, he grew older, wiser, happier and rounder.
For the majority of his life, he happily soaked in the spotlight of being the solo act in a one-canine castle.
Then she arrived.
Mr Brown gracefully accepted the addition of a much younger, more
energetic, more impulsive canine cohort. He indulged her puppy
sensibilities, chasing her around the yard, wrestling on occasion, even
sharing his edible goodies and human attention. However, as the Obi-wan
to her Luke, he never shied away from teaching her the boundaries of
her world and with a quick bark or a stern nip would put her in her
place.
The grey-bearded gentleman and his wiggly-butted Lady friend spent many
sunny afternoons leaping through the green grass of what can only be
described as the Disney World of the doggy world. Swims in the pond,
runs through the field, chasing the deer and geese, napping in the
shade of the big tree---although they rarely left the confines of the
yard, his life was rich with the simple joys.
Sadly, in the fall of 2009, his human family noticed less bounce in his
step and longer naps on his bed. Upon a visit (or three) to the vet, it
was discovered he had advanced prostate cancer. There was nothing that
could be done.
With the help of medication, he was pain-free for a few more months,
allowing friends and family one last Christmas in his company. Much
like his final months, the holiday season was bittersweet, He enjoyed
many special treats and was afforded many extra luxuries ensuring he
was comfortable and happy.
Although we are losing a fuzzy friend, those expressive bushy eyebrows
will forever warm the hearts of all who were lucky enough to rub his
belly and call him friend.
Mr Brown leaves behind many who loved him. He was approximately 10 years old.
Re: My dog's obit (for those not on FB)
::sobs::
Beautifully written, Balls.
That was so sweet and it made me cry.
A kiss he will never forget- Disney World 2014
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.