https://www.testaccurately.com/obgynadvice.html#4
Can I test immediately after sexual intercourse?
Testing immediately after intercourse is not something I recommend because doing so could result in a false negative. Home pregnancy tests rely on an accumulation of the hormone in the urine, which generally will show a positive test at the time of an expected period.
Um, seriously WHOOOO would think that? Like, seriously

Re: A funny on the EPT website
BFP #2 4/13/10. Bridget born 12/28/10
BFP #3 Finn born 8/11/15
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Bwahaha. Too funny.
Also, LOVE your siggy entry. I was going to try to find that one. Now I have to get creative
I've seen it lol. Several times. My favorites were always "we didn't have sex, but he had an orgasm near me and then I masturbated and my hands might have had some sperm on them, I've had my period twice since then, but today I feel sick, am I pregnant?
BFP#1 Kaitlyn 11-17-04
BFP #2 Matthew pPROM 23w5d 06-03-07, b/33 weeks 8-6-07, d/10-15-07 SIDS,
BFP #3 m/c 8 weeks 2/20/09, BFP #4 m/c no hb 6w4d, m/c 9w4d, D&C 11w2d, BFP #5 C/P 12/18/09 after BFP- 9dpo
BFP #6 Samantha- 11-9-10
BFP #7 4/20/12 21 DPO beta: 2382 29 DPO beta: 23000! HB 6w2d 116 bpm due Christmas day!
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~Today I am pregnant and I love my baby~