One is probably barfing on my carpet (never on the tiled floor mind you!) because she decided to get into the garbage last night and eat the chicken that was in there. The fat one is probably sleeping at DH's foot of the bed curled up in a ball, where he will remain until I get home from work and go to the bathroom.
Re: Do you know where your pet is?
One cat is sleeping in the nursery on the rocker (with DS in the crib beside him).
THe other is under the covers on the guest bed.
In my lap. He lives there.
The cat? God only knows...tearing up toilet paper most likely.