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So I just thought I could make you all laugh...

meghan_mariemeghan_marie member
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I'm sitting in class today and out of the blue a girl sitting behond me randomly asks the teacher, "Do girls that have babies ever get their vaginas back to normal"? I could have fell out of my chair laughing! The teacher responds with, "Well vaginas are kinda like elastic, they shrink back to normal after a while". Then the girl responds with, "Well how does a baby get out of a hole that tiny? My hole isn't big enough to pass a baby through". So the teacher says "That's why the doctor cuts you".

"Cuts you? Cuts you how"?

"It's called an episiotomy. The doctor cuts you so you don't rip from hole to hole"

"OMG I am never having kids! Nobody is cutting my vagina!"

Wow. Some people are so stupid. It was funny as hell though. And the girl is blonde and a huge ditz so it just made it even funnier. Just thought I'd share and crack you all up.

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Re: So I just thought I could make you all laugh...

  • inbetweeninbetween

    Wow!! Lol.

    That sounds pretty funny, and I personally would have never been asking those questions in person...I'd rather read a book!

    There are some things that most people don't know until they are pregnant, like pooping on the table and such.

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  • achase123achase123
    She has lots to learn!  Sounds like she is gonna be in for a rude awakening when she gets pregnant.  Don't even mention to her the constipation, gas, excess vaginal secretions, bleeding for weeks postpartum, pooping on the table, etc. that comes with being pregnant and giving birth!
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  • fauxshelleyfauxshelley member
    imagemeghan_marie:

    "OMG I am never having kids! Nobody is cutting my vagina!"

    I agree.  She should never have kids.  Indifferent

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  • meghan_mariemeghan_marie member

    imageachase123:
    She has lots to learn!  Sounds like she is gonna be in for a rude awakening when she gets pregnant.  Don't even mention to her the constipation, gas, excess vaginal secretions, bleeding for weeks postpartum, pooping on the table, etc. that comes with being pregnant and giving birth!

    Yeah I was about to open my mouth and say something just to see the look on her face, but I decided to shut my mouth and not say anything. The look on her face would have been priceless though. LOL! Besides I don't think I could have got it all out and her understand what I was saying. I was laughing WAY to hard!

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  • meghan_mariemeghan_marie member
    imagelilcyndiluwho:

    imageachase123:
    She has lots to learn!  Sounds like she is gonna be in for a rude awakening when she gets pregnant.  Don't even mention to her the constipation, gas, excess vaginal secretions, bleeding for weeks postpartum, pooping on the table, etc. that comes with being pregnant and giving birth!

    Don't forget the snissing (pee sneezing) that never fully goes away.

    BAHAHA Yeah no joke!

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