To be able to call someone out IRL. To just be like, "Listen, snotrag, I think you're stupid. Stupid and lazy. You've got an adorable kid, but that's all that's redeeming about you. Stop being so judgmental."
Wouldn't it be awesome to call someone out like that? I could never do it IRL. I just say these things in my head, but with more attitude, and imagine what her reaction would be.
Re: Do you know what I would love?
Just do the ::blank stare::
it works wonders.
This and the "huh" then silence.