Babies: 9 - 12 Months

I don't understand the mile high club

That's some tiny space to be getting it on.

I barely had enough room to change a diaper.

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Re: I don't understand the mile high club

  • LOL... I changed the diaper at my seat!  NO SHAME.  

     

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  • As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

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  • imageNicavesani:

    LOL... I changed the diaper at my seat!  NO SHAME.  

     

    But would you join the mile high club at your seat? That's the real question.

  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    ewww...really?  That thought has never even crossed my mind. 

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  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    Ewww, I could not imagine doing it on a plane 

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  • imagejenn11980:
    imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    ewww...really?  That thought has never even crossed my mind. 

    This. And what do you do when people are getting it on? Stop it?

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  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    WTH? OMG, I would have never guessed!  It reminds me of highschoolers on a bus trip.  ugh.  

  • imagekatiekate1974:
    imageNicavesani:

    LOL... I changed the diaper at my seat!  NO SHAME.  

     

    But would you join the mile high club at your seat? That's the real question.

    HELLZ NO 

  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    Oh yes, it's true. I was working with a crew once that told me one time they saw some hanky panky going on under some blankets and walked by and 'accidently' pulled the blanket off! haha.

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  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    Ew. I've been looking for a reason to never fly again. Thank you for providing one.

    Ok, you're a FA, tell me, be honest, if there's a lot of turbulance, are you allowed to look afraid? DH always tells me to look at the FAs and if they're OK not to worry...so, is that true or am I allowed to panic?

  • So gross! Airplane bathrooms are disgusting. Now if you had a private jet with a couch or bed, that would be a different story.
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    imagejenn11980:
    imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    ewww...really?  That thought has never even crossed my mind. 

    It's quite funny actually.  We turn on the lights all of a sudden and ask them if they would like another drink or snack.

    Normally, it's not full on sex.  It's more like the girl is on her knees or bent over giving the guy a blowjob, usually under a blanker.  But you can't mistake the "bobbing" of a head in someone's lap.  One lady said she was just taking a nap in his lap.  Um, yeah, sure....that's why your head was bobbing up and down!!!

    This. And what do you do when people are getting it on? Stop it?

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  • imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    I always wondered about this. I thought that might be the case.

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    imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    Ew. I've been looking for a reason to never fly again. Thank you for providing one.

    Ok, you're a FA, tell me, be honest, if there's a lot of turbulance, are you allowed to look afraid? DH always tells me to look at the FAs and if they're OK not to worry...so, is that true or am I allowed to panic?

    Well, we are told to stay calm because we know you all are looking at us.  I take my seat and buckle in when it gets bumpy.  But honestly, as long as you have your seatbelt on during turbulance, you should be fine.  The belt keeps you from flying up and around and whacking yourself.  The fusealage is made to withstand  lots of pressure.  It can be scary, but you're fine. ;)

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  • imageElisa312:
    imagekatiekate1974:
    imageElisa312:

    As a FA, I can tell you that most people in the "club" join outside the lavatory.   ;)  On a pretty empty flight when the lights are turned off, and they are sitting in the back!

     

    Ew. I've been looking for a reason to never fly again. Thank you for providing one.

    Ok, you're a FA, tell me, be honest, if there's a lot of turbulance, are you allowed to look afraid? DH always tells me to look at the FAs and if they're OK not to worry...so, is that true or am I allowed to panic?

    Well, we are told to stay calm because we know you all are looking at us.  I take my seat and buckle in when it gets bumpy.  But honestly, as long as you have your seatbelt on during turbulance, you should be fine.  The belt keeps you from flying up and around and whacking yourself.  The fusealage is made to withstand  lots of pressure.  It can be scary, but you're fine. ;)

    It's not flying up and around that worries me...it's the flying down. Fast. And hitting the ground, fast, that worries me....

    Honestly, I could not, ever in a million years do your job. Flying scares the everloving bejesusms out of me.

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