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Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience
I found this on pregnancyandbaby.sheknows.com, and thought it was random fun! post yours below!!! 
Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience
Madame Zaritska, our virtual clairvoyant, wants to help you prepare for the arrival of your child. Answer the questions below, and Madame will do her best to predict certain aspects of your labor and birth experience.
Will your baby
be a boy or girl? Will your baby be born in the day or in the still of
the night? These are all questions that only Madame Zaritska can
answer, and remember, her powers are strong so be prepared for her
answer.
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Re: Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience
Mine:
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some very fine hair.
Mine in Siggy!
And, It could be right. None of it is way far off base for me and mine. LOL
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The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 44 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and barely there auburn hair.
morning.. maybe
44 hour labor.. doubt it..i was only in labor with my son for 1 & 1/2 hours lol
girl... thats what they are saying!
8lbs. 10 oz? my son was 7lbs. 10 oz.. so maybe
18 1/2 inches long.. kinda short, but perfect for a girl..my son was 20 3/4"
green eyes? doubt it, but my mom has hazel eyes.. so maybe
auburn hair... yup!! redish!! after her daddy!! lol
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and fluffy blonde hair.
As the u/s clearly shows we are having a boy, but if it does come out blond haired and blue eyed I have a lot of explaining to do Lucy....
Um...should I worry now?
The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and some blonde hair.
The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and some black hair.
Well, she's right that it's a girl. But 19 hours of labour! ACK! I'm loving the small birth size though!
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Am I the only one she predicted to have a 13lb baby?! I mean really.
This only freaks me out because she has been measuring way far ahead. How did you guys get normal weights? lol
I did this awhile ago... My baby, a girl, will be 14 lbs I'll have 30 something hour labor and she have red hair and green eyes.
If my baby comes out with RED hair I better have a good explanation for DH.
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LMAO! IT said I was having a boy, which is correct and that he's be 21 inches long, which is likely since DS was very long.....
however, he'd be 9lbs 10 oz! And have red hair and violet eyes - lol. I'm thinking this is unlikely!!!! We have no red hair anywhere in our family, lol.
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The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and a lot of black hair.
This totally made me laugh! I hope I don't labor at all, especially not 14 hours (having a scheduled c-section)! And with DS only being 6lbs, I could never imagine a 14lb 11oz baby! But, I do hope she is right about it being a girl!
The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of auburn hair.
I think its funny. Both DH and I were both 6 lbs or so and 19 1/2 in long.
i got a kick out of some of yours tho! 44 hours of labor?! 13 lbs?! hahah hope thats not close to the truth!
The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and fluffy auburn hair.
I hate Madame Zaritska.
Wow, I would be very okay with this:
The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and curly blonde hair.
We have been told we're having a boy and I have curly blonde hair and my husband is fair too..... We'll see!
The day you deliver, outside will be fair. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there auburn hair.
I hope it's right, mine sounds awesome! Especially about the LO being a girl!