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watching dvd's of Bridezillas.  The first season --- they are a bit nuerotic, but sooo normal.  It was before the show started promoting bad behavior.  

Just the same, the brides don't appear to be enjoying their weddings.  The pathetic little pecks when they are told to kiss should be actionable.

I have told A. that if she tries that pathetic peck-thing I will reach down her strapless dress and honk her boob in front of everyone. 

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  • It's absolutely true. I think that they fake that shiit because the husband and wife are always like halfsmiling when they're yelling about whatever they're yelling about.
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  • Hahahahaha.  You won't do it! 

    ::secretly hopes that BGG really will::

    :)

  • Oh yes, that kiss should be passionate. Not porn, but PASSION.
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  • LOL at honking her boob. I agree that those teeny tiny pecks are lame! I also don't like when people make-out up there and you can see there tongue!! It needs to be like in The Wedding Singer, you need a kiss with "church tongue"
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  • The real first season in NYC?  I loved that show.  then WE got ahold of it and ruined the whole thing. 

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  • imageweelass24:

    The real first season in NYC?  I loved that show.  then WE got ahold of it and ruined the whole thing. 

    Yes, NYC.  There is a couple I would love to check up on.  The man is sooooo gay.  I would love to know if they are still married.  His name is Joe and he loved his bride's 'consumate taste'.  She needed a green card and was from Japan. 

  • imageBostonGayGal:
    imageweelass24:

    The real first season in NYC?  I loved that show.  then WE got ahold of it and ruined the whole thing. 

    Yes, NYC.  There is a couple I would love to check up on.  The man is sooooo gay.  I would love to know if they are still married.  His name is Joe and he loved his bride's 'consumate taste'.  She needed a green card and was from Japan. 

    I am in love with his wedding planner.  I have her number tucked away in case we ever do a real wedding.

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  • I am in love with his wedding planner.  I have her number tucked away in case we ever do a real wedding. - WEE

    Yes, his wedding planner was fabulous!  I also love that he generalized asian women as being fussy and demanding.  It riled A. up and I enjoy teasing her about it.

  • imageleslie13510:

    Hahahahaha.  You won't do it! 

    ::secretly hopes that BGG really will::

    :)

    Leslie just triple dog dared you to.

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  • imageaudreybee24:

    imageoh-zysbaby:
    Oh yes, that kiss should be passionate. Not porn, but PASSION.

    "Not porn tongue, church tongue"

    *name that movie*

    Wedding singer!

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