I had to sub in the 6th grade room today for a few hours. It's a
large, rowdy bunch of kids overrun with hormones. Anyway, after
yelling at them to sit in their seats and be quiet for the umpteenth
time, one of the boys raises his hand and asks, "Why are all pregnant
women grumpy?". I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm sure
either response would have gotten the side eye.
Re: Oh how I love 6th graders...
One of my seniors asked me this last semster. My response was "because I got a baby on the bladder, duh". Needless to say, I do not get that question anymore.
My ninth graders yesterday asked me if the baby could hear them. I said yes, so now anytime I walk past one of them they say "hi, baby." It's kinda cute.
My new set of seniors today said "When you leave the room, you need to let us know where you are going. What if you were in labor or something, you had us worried. " I had gone to the bathroom