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I need to share this joke (kind of long and maybe nsfw)
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls' and take them to their seperate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. his depression is made worse the the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE!... UGH! ALL NIGHT LONG. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did it go?' The first mutters, 'It was so embarrassing, I just couldn't get an erection' The second dwarf shook his head. 'You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the fvucking bed!
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Re: I need to share this joke (kind of long and maybe nsfw)
FET: Success! Beta at 14dp5dt: 2427 TWINS!!
O.M.G.
Here is DD's Joke:
A duck walks into a bar and askes the bartender "Got any Duck food?" The bartender says no.
The next day, the same duck walks into the same bar and asks "Got any Duck food?" The bartender says no.
The next day, the same duck walks into the same bar and asks "Got any Duck food?" The bartender says "Look duck, I told you yesterday, we don't have any duck food. If you come back aasking that question again, I'm nailing your webbed feet to the floor!"
The next day, the same duck walks into the same bar and asks
"Got any nails?" Bartender says no. Duck says "Got any duck food?"
This...DH is still laughing.