Half asleep, I thought I was just going to sneak out a couple farts. Little did I know I was about to...Fiss? It wasn't alot, but I felt like an asss. Luckily, my sweet DH was there to grab a towel and not laugh.
Hey, laugh away ladies! I realized this morning just how funny it was, but when it happened I was embarassed and whining like a little kid. Something like this happens in front of DH like once a week. Last week it was my nipple squirting goo across the bed like a damn Super Soaker. We laughed til we couldn't breathe. And DoYous, you are lucky! I toss and turn all. night. long.
Re: I peed the bed last night.
::gigglesnort::
sorry, its just...I'm not laughing AT you...::dies in fits of laughter at fiss::
I'm so sorry to laugh at you, but that is really funny!
I hope you don't pee the bed again. I haven't yet and actually manage to still STTN at this point! I'm dreading middle of the night potty breaks.