Penis size poll

Tim'sWifey · January 2010

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MaxOrTori · January 2010

13?!

future*hockey*mom · January 2010

13 inches....would break me.

sweetpea7628 · January 2010

I said 13+. He's a horse. lol

But I did date a guy who jokingly said he was hung like a chipmunk. When the time came that we actually hooked up, turns out he was not joking at all. It was less than 3 inches.

crownedbee · January 2010

LOL. Penis. Erected.

leslie13510 · January 2010

Bwahahahaha!

And THIS is why I love you.

sweetpea7628 · January 2010

crownedbee:
LOL. Penis. Erected.

lol You are a 13 year old boy. Just like me.

*KC*luvs*RJ* · January 2010

sweetpea7628:
I said 13+. He's a horse. lol

But I did date a guy who jokingly said he was hung like a chipmunk. When the time came that we actually hooked up, turns out he was not joking at all. It was less than 3 inches.

How does that even work?

Tim'sWifey · January 2010

leslie13510:
Bwahahahaha!
And THIS is why I love you.

::smothers Leslie in kisses::

caffinated_tulip · January 2010

I once knew a guy (never dated him), who was hung like a cigarette.

sweetpea7628 · January 2010

*KC*luvs*RJ*:
sweetpea7628:

I said 13+. He's a horse. lol

But I did date a guy who jokingly said he was hung like a chipmunk. When the time came that we actually hooked up, turns out he was not joking at all. It was less than 3 inches.

How does that even work?

I'll tell you what. We tried me on top and it didn't work. Wouldn't even go in.

akaluttenberger · January 2010

Yeah, my 6' 6" linebacker was in the 11" area. Too bad it's all he knew how to use...

MNgirl326 · January 2010

sweetpea7628:

I said 13+. He's a horse. lol

But I did date a guy who jokingly said he was hung like a chipmunk. When the time came that we actually hooked up, turns out he was not joking at all. It was less than 3 inches.

I honestly don't know whether to be jealous of you or sorry for you. Like someone else said, 13 inch would break me.

But hey, if it works for you, mazel tov!

sweetpea7628 · January 2010

Oh speaking of horses! One of my exes BFs tried to hook up with me after the dude and I broke up. He always talked about how he was hung like a horse. And then one day he decided that he wanted to have sex and showed me. HOLY SH!T! His penis scared the crap out of me. I told him to stay away from me with that thing and then he got mad and left.

sweetpea7628 · January 2010

DH is really not 13+. He wishes he was. But I was just trying to be funny.

Tim'sWifey · January 2010

sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.

My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'

*KC*luvs*RJ* · January 2010

sweetpea7628:
*KC*luvs*RJ*:
sweetpea7628:

I said 13+. He's a horse. lol

But I did date a guy who jokingly said he was hung like a chipmunk. When the time came that we actually hooked up, turns out he was not joking at all. It was less than 3 inches.

How does that even work?

I'll tell you what. We tried me on top and it didn't work. Wouldn't even go in.

Right, because...well, the whole thing is like the opening to a vajayjay. hehe

crownedbee · January 2010

caffinated_tulip:
I once knew a guy (never dated him), who was hung like a cigarette.

I once knew a guy that was hung similarly. We had sex for so long I couldn't go on any longer...and he hadn't finished. And he was a virgin.

Needless to say, that didn't work out.

crownedbee · January 2010

Tim'sWifey:
sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.
My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'

Your exes mom was full of shiit.

*KC*luvs*RJ* · January 2010

Tim'sWifey:
sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.
My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'

Awesome.

akaluttenberger · January 2010

fredalina:

sweetpea7628:
Oh speaking of horses! One of my exes BFs tried to hook up with me after the dude and I broke up. He always talked about how he was hung like a horse. And then one day he decided that he wanted to have sex and showed me. HOLY SH!T! His penis scared the crap out of me. I told him to stay away from me with that thing and then he got mad and left.

My negative first time was with a guy who was enormous. Actually probably "only" about 8" long but super super thick. And i was a virgin. It did not go in (we tried like 3 times) so i guess that doesn't count as my first time.

i tell DH he was not made for virgins.

I had to ask my first if we were actually "doing it" because I couldn't tell the difference. Yep. We were. Poor boy.

caffinated_tulip · January 2010

crownedbee:
caffinated_tulip:
I once knew a guy (never dated him), who was hung like a cigarette.
I once knew a guy that was hung similarly. We had sex for so long I couldn't go on any longer...and he hadn't finished. And he was a virgin.
Needless to say, that didn't work out.

I was really good friends with his girl friend, she complained about it all the time. She was most certainly NOT a virgin.

Manalyzer · January 2010

I love this thread lol.

MNgirl326 · January 2010

Tim'sWifey:
sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.

My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'

Question: Why were you talking to your ex's mom about penis size anyway?

*KC*luvs*RJ* · January 2010

akaluttenberger:
fredalina:

sweetpea7628:
Oh speaking of horses! One of my exes BFs tried to hook up with me after the dude and I broke up. He always talked about how he was hung like a horse. And then one day he decided that he wanted to have sex and showed me. HOLY SH!T! His penis scared the crap out of me. I told him to stay away from me with that thing and then he got mad and left.

My negative first time was with a guy who was enormous. Actually probably "only" about 8" long but super super thick. And i was a virgin. It did not go in (we tried like 3 times) so i guess that doesn't count as my first time.

i tell DH he was not made for virgins.

I had to ask my first if we were actually "doing it" because I couldn't tell the difference. Yep. We were. Poor boy.

I asked this once. Then I said I had to leave. I'm a b!tch.

ValentineBB · January 2010

I accidentally saw DH's old roommates. It was seriously 12 inches flacid. I can't even imagine having sex with him. I think it would puncture my lung.

Tim'sWifey · January 2010

abartow:
Tim'sWifey:
sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.
My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'
Question: Why were you talking to your ex's mom about penis size anyway?

She was waaaaaaay drunk.

MNgirl326 · January 2010

Tim'sWifey:
abartow:
Tim'sWifey:
sweetpea7628:

It was less than 3 inches.

My ex's mom told me "It's not the size that matters, it's in the way they use it.'

Question: Why were you talking to your ex's mom about penis size anyway?

She was waaaaaaay drunk.

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