Dear Motorcycle Asshat,
Is it really necessary to turn on your loud-ass bike and rev the engine for 15 minutes every morning at 7:30, then 10:00, then 1:30pm and then 11:30 pm? Is your weenie so small that you need us all to hear your stupid POS 4 times a day to make you feel like a man?
I would slash your tires, but it's not like you actually drive anywhere, you just like to turn it on and then drive your stupid little car wherever you go. Instead I'll bring over my screaming baby that you woke up twice and let you listen to that for 10 min.
Re: Going to kill neighbor
I'll help you kill your neighbor if you come east and help me kill mine. Mine has a bloodhound that stays outside 24/7. Said dog treed a possum at 2:30 a.m. New Year's Day. DH called the owner to complain and he was in his parents' town visiting and wouldn't be home until the next day. Told us to "deal with it".
THIS!!!