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The Humor in TTC

My recent text convo went like this:

DH: Why are you such a sex kitten?

Me: 'Cause I want a baby.

DH: I'm gonna have sex with you at 3:45 today.

Me: That's what I like to hear.

DH: Hurry home!

 

I am so glad we have an understanding.  I use him for his sperm, he uses me for pleasure.  It's a win-win situation.

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    Ha ha. Good for you guys!!

    My DH is thinking about starting to do stand up comedy so he's been working on material. I told him he should do a bit about how his semen is like liquid gold since we've been TTC. Don't want to waste a drop!

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    haha.. that is amazing.. lol.. I could totally see that happening between DH and I.. lol
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    imagesonahgirl81:

    Ha ha. Good for you guys!!

    My DH is thinking about starting to do stand up comedy so he's been working on material. I told him he should do a bit about how his semen is like liquid gold since we've been TTC. Don't want to waste a drop!

    That is so funny because it is so true! This is exactly how I feel.


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    Hahaha in my house I use him for both!! LOL DH knows he has to put out!
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    imagesonahgirl81:

    Ha ha. Good for you guys!!

    My DH is thinking about starting to do stand up comedy so he's been working on material. I told him he should do a bit about how his semen is like liquid gold since we've been TTC. Don't want to waste a drop!

    How true this is. LOL.

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    My husband has beaten likes to beat his own records with quickies now. I thought a minute was fast, but I swear it's taken like 30 seconds other times. He likes having a goal for sex, and laughs about it.
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    Ha Ha Ha! That sounds similar to my DH and me! I love it!
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