What is the weirdest or most awkward conversation you have ever had or overheard?
For example, the one that comes to mind for me would be a conversation I overheard between two coworkers. I have no idea how it started, but this is where I started listening:
Male Coworker: Well, your dad was a good looking man.
Female Coworker: Thanks. Wait, when did you see my dad?
Male Coworker: You know, when he was laid out. (Meaning at his funeral)
awkward silence
Female Coworker: Oh.
Re: s/o hbkises weird convo: A non-clicky poll
Today at chiro. Lady on phone.
"yea, well he'll smoke some but won't sell it"
"yea, he was at the school and the cops (starts whispering"
"i won't let him in my house, but he's in the garage"
Labor Buddy to Blowfish11
A few months after my first loss, I went out to lunch with my mom and then-BFF. We were talking about BFF's father who had passed away the year before. Then BFF started saying how I couldn't really understand her pain because I had never lost someone that close to me.
I looked at her and said, 'I lost a baby, how is that not close to me?'
Blank stare from BFF; then she says 'I forgot you m/c.'
Biitch is not my friend anymore. (Not just b/c this, there were a lot of other things too)
I can't think of any funny conversations off the top of my head, but your post made me think of this website - Overheard in New York https://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
favorite one so far today:
Animated blonde salesgirl: If you get the apple pomegranate body butter...
Weary brunette: I only see the display.
Animated blonde salesgirl: We have more in the back. Okay, well, if you get two or more products from the bath line, like this and our shower gel, you get a free bathtub!
Weary brunette: Huh?
(animated blonde salesgirl points to a little plastic bathtub)
Weary brunette: That's... tiny. Like, I love the scent but I'm afraid I don't have any kittens or fetuses to bathe in that tiny tiny tub.
--Sephora, Times Square