Okay - so I have to preface the photo with an explanation.
It is an odd combination of photograph and painting. They printed the photo on the canvas and then some poor starving artist threw in some paint in the large areas (wall, bedspread, dog, Matt's jumper) to make it look like a real painting. The odd part comes in around Matt's face and feet. They are disturbingly real looking (because they are) but the rest of the "art" is blurry.
All of this is to say that you are going to look at the photo I took and say "That's not so bad!" But in person it is, it really is.