OK B!TCH is it so on!!
Alright I shall have 6 glasses first

then a dozen of these

Run out and get a tat or two
Head over to Colinda's house, I will put my gun down first
I will then roll up my sleeves, or rather shirt
I will then ring Colinda's redneck doorbell

then knock your @$$ to the ground with just one bump

then I will pass out

Re: the things I plan on doing tonight
Bring it, biatch. DH and I are ready and waitin' fer ya!!!
I may need to use your bathroom by the time I get there
Bahahaha!
Don't be ridiculous. We're progressive rednecks. We're not wasteful.
Oh SH!T Colleen, you and I are both not only going to hell but we will be the last to be banned in 2009!
I may need to spend the night on your couch too
You don't need to crash on the couch. We got beds. Water beds, to be exact.
can you DH make me some BBQ?
Don't worry.... mine is OBVIOUS!
Sure! We caught these little fuggers doing this:
And now they look like this:
But it is BYOBbq sauce
Ditto. And, when in doubt, Facebook knows all.
OK, good!
Maybe you can give me a ride?
to pick up some sauce
and I can get some smokes too