So I have been bringing in snacky foods and keeping them in the fridge for myself, in a brown paper sack with my name CLEARLY written on the front... Yet someone decided to help themselves to my pickles, which mean A. Someone has probably been sticking their hands in my pickle jar and I am a germ-a-phobe and B. We have a pickle bandit on our hands...
Who does that, seriously?! WTF is wrong with people. And furthermore, everyone here KNOWS I'm pregnant and I NEED my snacks... Now my jar of pickles is tainted. I'm going to empty the jar and stick it back in the fridge with a note taped to the front of the jar that says "Haha!! Sorry for your luck pickle thief"
Whatever happened to asking people for things? Its not like I would have said "NO! You can't have any"... come onnnn.
Re: Vent-Pickle Bandit
That is pretty gross that someone is putting their dirty hands in your pickle jar. I would write a strongly worded letter and leave it on the fridge.
I hate office breakrooms. I used to keep my stuff in the fridge but then things went missing. I now bring a cooler to work with ice packs in it. It sucks bringing it back and forth from home but I don't trust anyone.
I'm going to get a mini fridge for my office... with a lock on it.
Inject them with hot sauce. That will teach them.
Food stealing is just weird.
Put a mouse trap in the bag, that'll learn 'em.
Labor Buddy to Blowfish11
Oh that would be good... I'm going to have to go to the world market and get the hottest hot sauce they sell. haha... that would be funnny!!!!
lmao.. I would probably be able to hear the snap from my office...
Natural miscarriage - April 2009 ~ We love you, 'Blueberry'
Lydia, born July 12, 2010
Labor buddy to Kelly0615
OMG that would have pushed me over the edge and I would have launched a invistigation (sp?) and stoned the guilty party to death...
This! That is insane. At the very least I would have demanded them to buy me a new sub.
OOh I'm an investigator, I totally would have uncovered the culprit! lolz.
Labor Buddy to Blowfish11
thats grounds for being fired in my book. Let me catch someone stealing out of the fridge... they are G-O-N-E... especially if its from me.
I can't wait to DR and new jar... muahahahahaha!! I will let you all know how it goes!!
Since you will probably not eat the ones that they put their hands all over you should do this and leave them in the fridge. The put a note that says: Dear Pickle Bandit, we are watching you.
hahahahahaha!!!!! awesome
This totally.
Me neither. I mean, who in their right mind would even want to eat someone else's food? The thought just grosses me out. You don't know what they did to it before you ate it. And seriously, what working individual is so hungry they have to steal food? How about just asking for some? Yuck!!!
Bwhahahaha!!!!!!!!
Natural miscarriage - April 2009 ~ We love you, 'Blueberry'
Lydia, born July 12, 2010
Labor buddy to Kelly0615