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effin dog (bad dog, boob and wheezing mentioned)

Texas77againTexas77again member
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so i was letting the gaggle of dogs out to pee and the big dog wouldn't go out.  i momentarily forgot he was the excape dog extraordinaire.  so i got behind him with the open door in front of me and gave him a little kick in the butt to go out and he did. 

he went out, down the driveway and was running down the street.  all i was wearing was a sleep shirt....no pants.  so i throw on a pair of dh's sweat pants and take off running down the street.  no shoes. 

he was running full steam ahead and i was having a hard time keeping up.  finally there was a guy walking his dog and my dog LOVES other dogs so he ran up to the guy.  i was yelling from about 8 houses down as i was running barefoot "grab him, he's friendly!" 

the guy grabbed said effin dog and held him for me until i could get there.  when i finally did i bent over to grab his collar and my boob came out of my night shirt.  hee, hee.  Merry Christmas to some random guy on the street.  i started laughing and told him that one was free but he'd have to pay for more.  LOL. 

anywho i got back in and collapsed on the floor and i'm still wheezing.  this is why fat smokers don't run. 

 

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  • bebebluesbebeblues

    ROFLMBO!!!!

    You my dear, are hilarious. (Not to laugh at ur misfortune).......

     

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  • Mia07Mia07

    OMFG I love you TX!!!!!!!

    Nuff said Smile

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  • stacieann15stacieann15 member
    LOL! That is hilarious. What did the random guy SAY?!
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  • daphne814daphne814 member
    Hahaha! That's awesome. Checked "missed connections" on craigslist. Your neighbor might be looking for you there Smile

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  • CLAYLIOVERCLAYLIOVER
    OHH GEEZ!! LOL!!
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  • mlmtggmlmtgg

    oh tex, this is why we miss you so.

    good way to make new friends in the 'hood!

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  • Texas77againTexas77again member

    stacie- he didn't really say much.  he kinda had this look on his face. Indifferent

    jk- lmao...omg that would be hilarious!  can you imagine what it would say?  "To the girl who lost her dog:  ummm, can i see some more of your titties..i'll pay for it.  also i liked the way your hair was all greasy and you didn't have any make up on.....hawt! "

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  • Amanda78Amanda78 member

    I'm surprised he didn't whip out his wallet to pay to see the other boob!

    Glad you got your dog back!!

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  • Texas77againTexas77again member
    imagemlmtgg:

    oh tex, this is why we miss you so.

    good way to make new friends in the 'hood!

    back in my single days he probably would have ended up being my new man.  sigh.  until DH i ALWAYS had a thing for the wrong kind of guys. 

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  • mlmtggmlmtgg
    imageTexas77again:
    imagemlmtgg:

    oh tex, this is why we miss you so.

    good way to make new friends in the 'hood!

    back in my single days he probably would have ended up being my new man.  sigh.  until DH i ALWAYS had a thing for the wrong kind of guys. 

    Tex this could be your new "come hither" move to DH - when it's time to do the deed, just bend over to play with one of the dogs (I know those pics - they are always on top of DH) and with said nightshirt on - see what falls out. . .could work! 

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  • sweetbossom83sweetbossom83
    OMG The cubie next to me came over wanting to know what was so funny LMAO
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  • candycane3tcandycane3t
    my office thinks I'm nuts, I just about peed laughing so much!!
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  • str8otastr8ota member
    That would have been a great YouTube video!!!
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  • JacquiemarkJacquiemark

    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

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  • JacquiemarkJacquiemark

    LMFAO!!!!!!

    Don't be surprised if he comes knocking at your door later on with cash in hand. Sometimes a wallet is not taken when walking the dogs.

    Geez that took a bit to spit out (that's what she said).

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  • someflower6someflower6 member
    that is too funny.
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  • sydney0928sydney0928
    Ha! I just got some strange looks in my office too from laughing so loud! You crack me up girl.
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  • nobodygirl1983nobodygirl1983
    Hilarious! You're too funny. My sides hurt. Seriously, I'm in pain, but I can't stop laughing. DH must think I've finally lost it.
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  • roxyttandmeroxyttandme member

    Oh... crap.... I would have paid to see that! (perhaps that sounded a bit off?)... i mean, that sounds holarious and I would pay for that sort of laugh right now....

    Thanks for making my AM that much better, Texas. We really miss you here!

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  • Mrs0815Mrs0815
    omg you nasty titty flashing slut.  That's a fun little holiday surprise.
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  • OCIrishBruinOCIrishBruin
    OMG.  I love what you said to that guy!
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  • denise_mdenise_m
    Lol, at least you don't have to worry about giving him a reward of some sort :P
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  • michroccmichrocc member

    imagejkclosso:
    Hahaha! That's awesome. Checked "missed connections" on craigslist. Your neighbor might be looking for you there Smile

    That's hilarious!

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  • TravelinMamaTravelinMama member

    ROTFLMFAO, holy shiit!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love your come back to him $$$$

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