I know it's been talked out a lot...sorry.
So now that there are what, 12 girls saying they slept with him, my constant thought is...I hope Elin doesn't get HIV/AIDS or some STD from him whoring around. Can you imagine?? You know all those girls aren't 'clean' and something has to have been spread.
Re: Here's a thought on the Tiger Woods situation
It is sad. I honestly don't care about the situation. DH knows ALL about it and tells me about it. I just roll my eyes and say "WHO CARES".
He did tell me a funny joke.
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger woods?
Santa stops at 3 Hoes. (Ho Ho Ho)
Hahah my stepdad told me that joke the other day Mrs. State...
I went to the ToysRUs 2 day sale over the weekend and the Tiger Wood action figures were on clearance. Probably a coincidence buuut, I kinda snickered. I feel really bad for his wife, I hope she's already been tested... what a creep!
DH heard this on TV or somewhere:
- Tiger hits a tree and 12 women fall out.
He finds this HILARIOUS!?
My thoughts on the Tiger Woods situation:
1. He's a dog. And a dog with questionable taste, at that.
2. He's a dog that plays golf, which I find mind numbingly boring, and I can't imagine why following a tiny ball around fields and lakes makes you 23 zebillion dollars a year.
3. The fact that he's a dog has no bearing on his ability to chase small balls through the woodlands. In fact, it probably helps. He's used to chasing things, after all.
4. I feel bad for his wife, in that it sucks to have people talking about your dog, and how he can't stay in his own yard, on every televsion show ever. I think they've actually gone back into some old "I Love Lucy" re-runs and inserted references. But seriously, I don't think this is something you can be in the dark about. If 12 women have come forward, how many more are there out there? Your husband might be able to hide one or two indiscretions, but once you're in double digits, you're either too dumb for words, or too busy counting your money to care.
5. I don't want to know all this, because it's personal, and I find him boring.
Apparently not.
He a POS but I'm a little hesitant to believe all of these skanks.
I agree. Nobody knows if these women are telling the truth or not.
This is exactly what I was thinking, and it's sad that his wife could now have something. So disgusting.
Emily 8.8.08
Madeline 1.2.11
William 8.5.12
Breleigh & Mason
Ok, so take out 5 of the 12....you still have 7 plus all the ones who have yet to come forward. 12, 7, 25...still a cereal cheater.
For sure...even if it was just one. Eww.
BTW, I lol'ed at cereal cheater. Did he cheat on his Wheaties, too? Bastard! bahahahaha
I was thinking of getting the clearance action figure as our family's "PASS THE TRASH" game!
we have no idea if any of that is true. i mean, he clearly cheated on his wife and that's reprehensible, but i'm not sure if i'm going to take the word of a porn star, kwim. i'm surprised that everyone thinks they *know* him at this point and are willing to give all the other women the benefit of the doubt. PLUS if he was screwing around with all those women, his wife either knew and turned the other way or was in serious denial-land.
He's at the very least a carrier of HPV... most women get it at some point in their lives.
As for HSV... isn't it at 1in 5 now??? Yeah, if I were his wife, I would be getting tested.
For cereal. And don't trust the pies either.
I'm just surprised that so many people kept their mouths shut for so long. The Blue Martini employees knew what was going on because he was bringing women there (it's a local bar) and there is another bar next to my office that they dubbed "The Tiger Room" because he brought multiple women there as well.
Usually when people find out a celebrity is cheating on their spouse, they're running to the tabloids for $$$.