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TTC After a Loss
Confession-Perhaps TMI (also really sore)
So, I was doing the deed with DH last night (it's FWP week) and things were really good, so I decided to get frisky and give him some blow-jay action. Well, mid-way through, I am getting all riled up (I enjoy doing it..don't hate me
) and I moved my head around in what I thought was a sexy way, and I felt this crazy pain in my neck. Like I pulled a muscle or something, but it went away and then I was fine.
Today though, I have the biggest pain in my neck, it goes all the way back to between my shoulder blades, and I can't look to the right. I had to tell my boss I mopped my floors last night (it was all I could come up with , I am a terrible liar) and strained my neck. That doesn't even make sense.
This is what happens when I try to be sexy. I am mortified and in pain. I feel like such a dork and this is def. going to effect tonights action. 
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Re: Confession-Perhaps TMI (also really sore)
Yet another reason blow jobs are a bad idea.
:::Adds it to the official list and cc's DH for future reference:::
And they should pay for bj action.....
:::hates bj's due to terrible tmj:::
ok... i don't really HATE them, just really can't b/c of the TMJ. Hurts like crazy. DH is lucky if he gets one every couple of months.
Haha. I am seriously laughing out loud at my desk. I am getting funny looks, but can't explain because this is terribly work inappropriate.
I am sorry that you are injured though. Sounds like you need a bit of repayment if you ask me.
We had fun, and thank you!
But I think next time I'll ask for danger pay up front or something. Jees.