I have a bag of snacks from traveling yesterday (went to Vegas to see my bff). I left the bag on the kitchen counter. DH came home and asked about the bag. I explained "that's my bag of snacks." He commented that it looked like a bag of trash. I said "no, that's my bag of snacks, leave it alone."
Fast forward to 5 minutes ago. I go to get my twinkies out of my bag os snacks.... wait where the hell did my bag go? I start frantically looking all over the kitchen for my bag. NO BAG!
I call DH, "where the hell is my bag of snacks?????"
::::silence::::: "uhhhh..... what bag?"
I rehashed the conversation we'd had just several hours ago.
:::::silence:::: "uhhhhh..... good luck with that."
DH had thrown my bag away!!!!!!!!!! Yes I fished it out the trash and retrieved my snacks. Luckily he didn't dump the bag out into the trash! Don't mess with a pregnant lady's snacks!
Re: Almost had to kill my husband
Twin boys born too early at 17w4d and 18w2d in February 2010
Transabdominal cerclage placed September 2010
DS born at 35w1d in February 2011
Twin girls born at exactly 36w in February 2013
This cracks me up! I get so defensive about food now.
Sister: "Can I have some of your chips?"
Me: "Ummmm....."