This is the status update one of my friends just posted on Facebook. She is due soon and has been posting little notes to the baby every effin day.
Dear Victoria, please wait to come until Wednesday. Mommy would love to get a manicure tomorrow. Thank you
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Re: Are you effin serious? (FB)
Tara & Dave - TTC since September 2006
PCOS - dx 1999 (amenorrhea) | freakishly long fallopian tubes
Hypoglycemic | thyroid issues | severely anemic
Multiple Clomid cycles of 50, 100, 150 - absolutely no response
Follistim 50/100 | Follistim 75/125 | Follistim 100/150 IUI - all BFNs
Converted IVF - BFP - m/c | FET - BFN | IVF #2 = BFN
IVF #3
Throat punch?
Sorry, it just seems appropriate.
You have got to effing kidding me...
"Dear Victoria, Please begin your entrance tonight around 2am so that mommy doesn't get any sleep and doesn't get her mani!! Kthanks, baze2"
oops I am sorry was that mean?