wish I could fart at my desk.

toadnfrog · December 2009

running to the bathroom every 5 min. is getting reeeeeally old. Sorry for the TMI post.

mrs.Awoods · December 2009

Why can't you? ::snickers::

MotherBucker · December 2009

Is there a rule at your office that you can't?

I do it all the time.

cutie420311 · December 2009

i totally fart at my desk. i couldn't possibly care any less about or for the people I work with.

carney09 · December 2009

I would die if I couldn't do this.

scottsbride379 · December 2009

I've had the good fortune of being able to tell which of my farts will be loud and which will be quiet. So I let the quiets fly all the time, in the middle of the cube farm I work in! If there's one that I think will be audible or smelly, I go to the bathroom. But I agree, it'd be much easier if you could just let them go with no regard for any sound or smell.

And there's not really any such thing as TMI here!

annierific · December 2009

i wish i could just fart. period. i am so gassy. come over to my office. i have a spare office for you!

thomas&lynn · December 2009

That sucks

Your co-workers probably appreciate your efforts even if they don't realize it

ASmallWonder · December 2009

Um, I work with a crop duster. He audibly farts as he walks by my desk and then I have to run for cover haha

toadnfrog · December 2009

I actually tried to at my last job during my last pregnancy and it came out with a loud noise....so, no, I won't attempt it again!!!! Much too close quarters around here!

VanderLaan · December 2009

Let em' rip!

MrsMoe07 · December 2009

Get one of those non-plug in air freshners if it'll make you feel better.

ditzydi_2000 · December 2009

I can usually toot without making a sound. I save the loud ones for DH. Wink

I would just get one of those air wick thingies that sprays like every 5 minutes or something so nobody wonders why you're spraying smelly good stuff. Hee hee.

BamBam510 · December 2009

I'm in my own cube so I let it go all day. If its going to be loud I'll go somewhere else. I just am always crossing my fingers that someone doesn't walk by or into my cube and get a whiff of it becuase my @ss is stinkin somethin fierce!!

Hip2Bsquare · December 2009

scottsbride379:
I've had the good fortune of being able to tell which of my farts will be loud and which will be quiet. So I let the quiets fly all the time, in the middle of the cube farm I work in! If there's one that I think will be audible or smelly, I go to the bathroom. But I agree, it'd be much easier if you could just let them go with no regard for any sound or smell.

And there's not really any such thing as TMI here!

You are skilled Jedi!

newmommyin2010 · December 2009

If I know it will be silent I will let er rip (sometimes you just can't tell)....then I spray some perfume or Victoria secret love spell...whichever is in my purse....(but then it usually smells like both...HAHAHA) so far during my pregnancy they have been SPDs so I usually just go walk around and come back or spray something...this post made me laugh so hard!