Tell us a dirty secret!

peanutontheway · December 2009

I mean really dirty you prudes!

ETA: I'm beyond bored and this seems more fun than folding laundry.

noah-bear · December 2009

I hate masturbating. I tried a few times, even with toys, but I hate it. I'm too "modest" when it comes to sex.

Lulu0802 · December 2009

I was married before and left that husband for DH.

Jackswife123 · December 2009

In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".

we joke about it all the time.

PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.

noah-bear · December 2009

Jackswife123:
In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".
we joke about it all the time.
PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.

We have to do it on the sofa. Noah's still in our room.

Lulu0802 · December 2009

Jackswife123:
In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".
we joke about it all the time.
PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.

Haha! That's awesome. I think we woke P up this morning. Oops. Gotta love small houses.

peanutontheway · December 2009

I'm jealous of all you with your bang couches and waking your children up.

I'm just a dusty old had. I swear I might have cobwebs.

::shudder::

tracieanchris · December 2009

Jackswife123:

In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".

we joke about it all the time.

PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.

OMG Hillarious!

Jackswife123 · December 2009

Lulu0802:
Jackswife123:
In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".
we joke about it all the time.
PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.
Haha! That's awesome. I think we woke P up this morning. Oops. Gotta love small houses.

In the morning?!?! You're sex life is much more exciting than mine. I dont think I've had morning sex since we were in college.

Gramyson · December 2009

Lulu0802:
I was married before and left that husband for DH.

we would probably have a lot to talk about;)

Lulu0802 · December 2009

Jackswife123:
Lulu0802:
Jackswife123:
In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".
we joke about it all the time.
PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.
Haha! That's awesome. I think we woke P up this morning. Oops. Gotta love small houses.
In the morning?!?! You're sex life is much more exciting than mine. I dont think I've had morning sex since we were in college.

Nah... we're just so old and tired that by the time we sit down at night we're too exhausted to even move, let alone have sex. But after a few hours of good sleep (thank you P, keep up the good work) it's on!

peanutontheway · December 2009

Oh Lulu!

I was married before. XH left me for another woman.

He isn't A's dad.

Lulu0802 · December 2009

Gramyson:
Lulu0802:
I was married before and left that husband for DH.
we would probably have a lot to talk about;)

Ohhhh, I want to know. I'll share mine if you share yours.

Jackswife123 · December 2009

Lulu0802:
Jackswife123:
Lulu0802:
Jackswife123:
In our new house our bedroom is really close to DS's room....so, we have sex in the laundry room on our old futon. We've named it, "the bang couch".
we joke about it all the time.
PS. I`m on beer number 4 and I`m feeling honest.
Haha! That's awesome. I think we woke P up this morning. Oops. Gotta love small houses.
In the morning?!?! You're sex life is much more exciting than mine. I dont think I've had morning sex since we were in college.
Nah... we're just so old and tired that by the time we sit down at night we're too exhausted to even move, let alone have sex. But after a few hours of good sleep (thank you P, keep up the good work) it's on!

Good job! If A would sleep past 5:30a maybe we'd do the same. I`m not complaining though. He's been sleeping from 7p to 5:30a yay.

Jackswife123 · December 2009

Lulu0802:
Gramyson:
Lulu0802:
I was married before and left that husband for DH.
we would probably have a lot to talk about;)
Ohhhh, I want to know. I'll share mine if you share yours.

scandalous!

Sarahgracesc · December 2009

I haven't had sex in months. PP, I think I can probably count on both hands the number of times I've had sex. And, and this is shameful, it's not that I don't want to have sex - it's just that I don't want to have sex with DH.

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