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You named your kid what?!?!?

chelseampchelseamp member
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A girl that I know just had her baby, and named it Clutch. Clutch!?!
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  • ehicksehicks member
    wow.... I tried to think of a funny comeback... but all I have is wow
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  • MrsMeganPMrsMeganP
    Wow.
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  • CgelskeCgelske member
    clutch?? i really hate to be one to judge, but clutch??
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  • avblissavbliss member
    In a way I understand since there are less and less boy names available each year since people today seem to think that any boy name is also usable for a girl, and once girls start using it no Dad want's his son using a girl name, so I suppose parents of boys have to get funky with it. Clutch sounds way to redneck though!
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  • JinglesChicJinglesChic member

    Hmm

    Although at first I thought it said Crotch. 





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  • AnnD926AnnD926

    I know a man named Darrell and his nick name is Clutch for whatever reason. But, he's also 63.

     

    To each their own!

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  • chelseampchelseamp member

    imageehicks:
    wow.... I tried to think of a funny comeback... but all I have is wow

    At first when I heard I thought they were talking about their dog. And I thought Clutch was kind of a cute name for a dog. But you're poor child? Don't know about that one.

     

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  • MilesOfSmilesMilesOfSmiles
    That might hafta go down in the books as one of the worst names ever. Beats Apple, even.
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  • SmootchySmootchy member

    So pissed... She took MY BABY NAME!!

    NOT!

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  • Aknight1986Aknight1986 member
    Poor kid. hope mom has a lot of neosporin on hand cause that poor kid is gonna get beat. My brother has a horrible name and it never ended for him.
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  • lil_mama_jenlil_mama_jen
    Not only is it awful, it's the name of the mascot of the Houston Astros.
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  • Mac_n_YakMac_n_Yak
    Great band...but not a great name.
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  • ScissorTailedFlycatcherScissorTailedFlycatcher member

    Was it at least for a boy? I mean, as long as he turns out to be a cool kid, he might be able to pull it off.

    If it's a girl... ummmm......

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  • ernlei608ernlei608
    One of techs I used to work with at the dealership named her Diesel as in fuel. Which I guess wouldnt be so bad, but she worked on trucks all day long.
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  • MilesOfSmilesMilesOfSmiles

    I know a boy whose name is Blaza Bud.

    Yes, pronounced "Blaize a bud"

     True story. He's got quite the future, I tell ya!!!

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  • chelseampchelseamp member
    imageMilesOfSmiles:

    I know a boy whose name is Blaza Bud.

    Yes, pronounced "Blaize a bud"

     True story. He's got quite the future, I tell ya!!!

    Some peoples parents! Way to totally limit how far your kid can go in life. Gosh! Poor kid!

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  • LittleMamaBLittleMamaB

    imageavbliss:
    In a way I understand since there are less and less boy names available each year since people today seem to think that any boy name is also usable for a girl, and once girls start using it no Dad want's his son using a girl name, so I suppose parents of boys have to get funky with it. Clutch sounds way to redneck though!

    There are plenty of names that are still all boy without cursing your child with a horrible name like Clutch. 

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  • araevgaraevg member
    imageMilesOfSmiles:

    I know a boy whose name is Blaza Bud.

    Yes, pronounced "Blaize a bud"

     True story. He's got quite the future, I tell ya!!!

    That's just cruel!

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  • fiftysixtyfiftysixty

    Hmm. I wonder if Clutch is a lefty? 

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  • Kiki-licioius Kiki-licioius member
    imageshortyred919:

    Was it at least for a boy? I mean, as long as he turns out to be a cool kid, he might be able to pull it off.

    If it's a girl... ummmm......

    Haha! This.

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  • nicolekleemann1nicolekleemann1
    Poor kid. 
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  • ecoppinsecoppins member
    We have a friend who is Clutch, but it is his last name, Dan Clutch. From high school on he went by Clutch alone. He's now an FBI agent...
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  • rchelonerchelone
    Was wristlet already taken, maybe the next one should be hobo, those are popular. I think that the SSA should have to report names like these to CPS, because clearly these people plan to have their children abused for years to come!
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