DH's cousin graduates from college 2 days after my due date. He and Dh keep asking me if there is any way to know when I am going to give birth. I am fully expecting to go late, however no one knows!
and NO I will not be traveling 2 hours to watch you graduate when I am that far along..
Annoying.
Re: no I can't tell you when I will birth this child
"The doctor is 100% certain I will deliver (insert graduation date here)___."
End of story, it sounds like they would believe it.
gah. That's annoying.
I agree with Lyssa.
you ma'am are brilliant.
This is pretty good. I told DH that things start to happen in order to get you ready for labor. I said but I am not going to call your cousin and tell him when i lose my mucus plug. lol
He said he might.
I might send him a picture. 
Is the cousin male?
I ask because two men trying to figure out when a baby will come is never a good situation. For the soon-to-be-mama but especially not good for the men. Bad things will happen *nods*
Yep, two twenty something year old guys who have never been around anyone pregnant or any babies before.