no I can't tell you when I will birth this child

melodylb · November 2009

DH's cousin graduates from college 2 days after my due date. He and Dh keep asking me if there is any way to know when I am going to give birth. I am fully expecting to go late, however no one knows!

and NO I will not be traveling 2 hours to watch you graduate when I am that far along..

Annoying.

msjcordova · November 2009

Im always in favor of throwing things at people, do it.

Lyssapee · November 2009

"The doctor is 100% certain I will deliver (insert graduation date here)___."

End of story, it sounds like they would believe it. Yes

Mrs.Rotty · November 2009

you should through things at them when they ask. like cats, or poop, or keys, or knives.

Alex17 · November 2009

gah. That's annoying.

I agree with Lyssa.

Mrs.Rotty · November 2009

msjcordova:
Im always in favor of throwing things at people, do it.

you ma'am are brilliant.

melodylb · November 2009

Lyssapee:

"The doctor is 100% certain I will deliver (insert graduation date here)___."

End of story, it sounds like they would believe it.

This is pretty good. I told DH that things start to happen in order to get you ready for labor. I said but I am not going to call your cousin and tell him when i lose my mucus plug. lol

He said he might. Angry I might send him a picture. Yes

MrsTechie · November 2009

melodylb:

DH's cousin graduates from college 2 days after my due date. He and Dh keep asking me if there is any way to know when I am going to give birth. I am fully expecting to go late, however no one knows!

and NO I will not be traveling 2 hours to watch you graduate when I am that far along..

Annoying.

Is the cousin male?

I ask because two men trying to figure out when a baby will come is never a good situation. For the soon-to-be-mama but especially not good for the men. Bad things will happen *nods*

melodylb · November 2009

MrsTechie:
melodylb:

DH's cousin graduates from college 2 days after my due date. He and Dh keep asking me if there is any way to know when I am going to give birth. I am fully expecting to go late, however no one knows!

and NO I will not be traveling 2 hours to watch you graduate when I am that far along..

Annoying.

Is the cousin male?

I ask because two men trying to figure out when a baby will come is never a good situation. For the soon-to-be-mama but especially not good for the men. Bad things will happen *nods*

Yep, two twenty something year old guys who have never been around anyone pregnant or any babies before.

MrsTechie · November 2009

I like the taking a picture idea. It will gross them out forever so the lasting effect is so much more than the sting of a thrown object.

greenclown · November 2009

This is like my MIL asking if my mother is going to come to town a few days before I give birth. Because I have any fukcing clue when a few days before I give birth will be.

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