My mouth is on FIRE! FREAKING spicy wings.

Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Re: Anyone want a trouser-friendly kiss?
::crosses legs::
Nope! Dh got pepper sprayed in the academy and I swear I burned for a good day.