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Tell me about your annoying coworker!
Today's annoying coworker = Says "Right on" instead of "Yes" or "Okay".
It's not like she says it sometimes...it's constant.
Conversation from earlier:
Me: "We need to bring the Georgia Social Studies concepts to the meeting today."
Her: "Right on."
Me: "Oh, and there's a new Social Studies manager, so we need to really impress!"
Her: "Right on."
Me: "Did you finish the back covers?"
Her: "Oh, yeah, right on. They are on my desk."
Me: "Great."
Her: "Well...right on! See you there at 3!"
UGHHHHH. Who is your annoying coworker today?
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Re: Tell me about your annoying coworker!
I have the same one every day...and it would take me all day to tell you how bad she annoys me...
Right on!
I have so many to choose from. Somebody on the board calls them her coirkers, and I absolutely love that. That would apply to pretty much all my coworkers.
If I had to pick just one though, it would have to be the lady that shakes the building with her freaking sneezes. I seriously jump out of my chair when I hear her sneeze, and she doesn't sit that close to me. It's so dang annoying. There's no reason to sneeze like that.
OMG! Haha!
Is it like a fake sneezing sound? Like she's being dramatic??
The lady who is so freaking perky I want to shove her computer mouse down her throat.
She is also a big fan of the office-isms such as:
Sneeze 3 times and you get to go home!
Today is Friday Eve!
Everything she says ends with an exclamation point!
She annoys the eff out of me!
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Oh, wow...I am DYING over here. That is insane! Reminds me of the receptionist from "Office Space".?
Get this: there isn't a single annoying coworker here. It's like working in heaven. I love it.
I'm being for serious, too.
I wish there was a good way to describe it. Ideally I could just record her and post it for you guys to enjoy too. It's like she's screaming, "HAAAaaaCHOOooo!" and she has body movements that go along with it.
The receptionist at my old job used to take her shoes off and rub her feet on the carpet because they were sweaty.
I was just thinking the same thing - "Accounts Receivable!"
I have one co-worker who constantly complains "Oh, I am SO busy. No you don't understand, I work 12 hour days. I work AT NIGHT..." UM, so do the rest of us - do you really think you are busier than everyone else is?
The one that feels the need to walk through our office everytime she leave to make sure we know where she is going.
1. She does not work in this dept.
2. No one ever come here looking for her
3. We don't care where you are going!
This happens to be the same person that like to tell everone in the the office TMI stories, take gross pictures and email them everyone in the office.
She also ran over her laptop, microwaved an empty bowl ( was suppose to be oatmeal,) the list goes on, and on, and on......God I have stories.
Please tell me more about this. Did she think she put oatmeal in it? LOL.
i am loling at these!
One coworker started crying today (yes, real tears and all!) because the new carpet does not match her cube colors.
I should start writing these stories down - I work with some off-the-charts strange people.
LOL!
This gets a big ol' WTF from me. Carpet color/cube color is not something to cry over! LOL!?
She was in the breakroom making breakfast and talking at the same time. Somehow she thought she had put everything in the bowl, so she put it in the microwave... she continued talking when the microwave stopped she pulled the bowl out and it was completely empty. The sad thing is she told everyone about this, and not one person was suprised.
Oh do you want to hear the story about how she peed on her thong and had them in her jacket pocket? I didn't but she told me anyway....
OMG...you are lying. Please tell us you're lying! Who in their right mind would divulge that kind of information?
BTW - very cute siggy pics.
I know exactly what you are talking about. My co-worker does this also. This is also the same girl who announces, I'm going pee-pee, when she goes to the bathroom (she's 50, not 1). She calls everyone sweetie, sugar and honey, drives me nuts. Oh and the other day, she proceeded to tell me something was hanging out of her vagina, did I think it could be her bladder....ummm TMI.
Mine is an annoying coworker every day. She talks to herself constantly and has to make a commentary about everything. She works across the hall from me so we literally sit 8 feet from each other, but I have to close my door so I can't hear her. She keeps her door open when she's on the phone and always puts her phone on speaker phone so everyone can hear everything. Then she messages me on my computer "you know, it's hard for me to hear you with your door closed".
We work in news. She is in her late 40's. She has 2 kids, about 10 and 16.
On Sept. 13 this year, she asked me if the Sept 11 tragedies were 2 years ago or 3 years ago. I didn't answer because I thought she was talking to herself and it was too ridiculous. Then she said "HELLO, did you not hear me?"
I said, "....what?"
"Were the Sept 11 tragedies two years ago or three years ago"
I was still not understanding if she was actually asking this question so I didn't answer. FInally the person in the room next to me yelled "EIGHT YEARS"
She flipped out about how it couldn't be 8 years and we were lying to her.
I roll my eyes constantly when I have to listen to her.?
No lie....She did it not once, but twice (Pee on her thong that is.) She has a broken filter seriously. Not only did she tell me, she told everyone in my office. We are creating a Top 10 of 2009 coworker stories... she easily have about 7 of the 10 stories.
Thank you!
Oh my. I could share some stories about my old coworkers with you!