by calling me anal.
Every night before I go to bed, I have a routine. I empty the sink, sweep the handwood floors and wipe out the powder room sink. It takes 15 minutes, but I can't go to sleep before I do it.
Yes, H - I know I'm anal. This is nothing new. lol
Re: H tried to insult me
Um...
Can we be roommates?
That is all.
I'm not anal like that - but I CANNOT sleep if our guest bathroom door is open. I have no idea why. And I will throw a fit if DH uses it after I'm in bed and forgets to shut it.
It bothers me.
lol.
Yes, I have to sweep them every night. We only have them in the living room and dining room and then I sweep the tile in the kitchen.
I have reasons though!
I have 3 dogs, 2 of which who shed a lot. I can't stand hair on the floors.
The powder room sink is a clear glass vessel sink - seeing spots in it drives me nuts.
And, well - the dishes just need to be done.
Can I divorce DH and marry you?!
Yes, but what would we tell our babies?
That all three of their mommies love them very much.
There's no way there's a lesbian love match happening here without this kid involved. :P
Yea, the dinner dishes are always put right into the dishwasher after dinner. There are usually random glasses and silverware in the sink at the end of the day though.
Nanny - I'd never think about having an affair without you.
Sounds like a match made in heaven! Nanny can be our entertainment I will do all the shopping and cooking and MrsH the tidying! Of course because we are women and so thoughtful though we will help each other out with our tasks!
This is like, the most perfect relationship EVER.
Now we just need to figure out logistics. I don't like Texas heat and I'm too scared of flying to fly out West.
I make a mean Hawaiian Chicken Sandwich.
Also, Pizza Delivery guys love me and always bring me extras.
And I am a good puppy wrangler, so I will probably be good with kids too. :P
Of course, my real selling point is cotton-candy colored and covered in glitter. Hehehe!
There you go making me want cotton candy again.
I am also a fun driver! I will come to PA and pick you and Hugsy up, then we will roadtrip it to CA.
Less heat, and I won't have to deal with the cold.
Plus, you know you want to roadtrip cross country with me. It would be soooooo much fun.
And I have an Awesome Beach Boys CD.
Nanny can you move to philly?! We're moving there to be with our wife!
Only if I can bring the coolest 80's mix cd you have ever heard. And, we stop at the great big ball of yarn.
Done and done. The World's Largest Ball of Twine is more my style, but Yarn will work.
Plus, I haz a mini-SUV, so we can bring all of Hugsy and HH's stuffs.
...You know... Those 8 Onesies that the Hitchhiker has already... Lol.
I suck as a mom. >.<
I am jealous that I won't be on the road trip I think we need a 3rd driver! I'll fly to philly and drive with you all!
We may need to ship Hugsy's clothes. I srsly doubt there is enough room (or luggage) for them all. I was blessed, my sister has twin girls. Twice the hand-me-downs!!
Twine, yarn - same thing smarty pants. lol
Wait, were you even alive in the 80's to know good 80's music?
Murfy - we'll be there in 3 weeks! Leave the light on.
lmao, okay. We'll pick you up at the airport.
Can you pick me up a toblerone bar at the airport shop?
:P I was born in 1987, so technically...
Music stays on tapes and cds for a long time, and I was able to listen to it later.
Bun is 38. You think I've never heard 80's music? Lol. :P