2nd Trimester

So last night my 25lb fatass Pug....

stepped on my nipple. I was laying on the couch and she stepped on my boob, squishing my nipple between her paw (which supports all of her squatty little fatness) and the couch.

I screamed. I cried. I howled in pain. I thought it was going to fall off. I made Mr. J inspect it for blood.

And I'm still not convinced that it won't, in fact, fall off.

::holds bewbie::

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Re: So last night my 25lb fatass Pug....

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  • You can see my little 22 pound fatty in my siggy.  He manages to either step on my boob or belly at least once a day.  I feel your pain!
  • do you have any of that gum left that you used to hold your mucous plug in? maybe you could make some little nipple covers to protect them...
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  • I was reading in bed on my side and my cat slid down my body, sort of smooshing and pinning one of my nips to the side and I thought I would die. Or kill him. Or both.

     ::sits back, finishing her cat soup::

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  • I want you to know I am rolling on the floor right now,from laughing so hard, and having to wipe tears away as I type this! This sounds like something that would happen to me! I hope you are ok.
  • imageclaire1983:
    do you have any of that gum left that you used to hold your mucous plug in? maybe you could make some little nipple covers to protect them...

    Dude. That is genius. I need a nipple cover for the shower anyway.

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  • Mine are always getting smooshed by a 24 lb toddler and a 37 lb preschooler.
  • My mini dach isn't 25lbs but he jumped on top of my boob.  I thought I was going to cry so I feel your pain!  He barks at everything he sees or anything he thinks he hears so there's no warning...sucks huh??  If only they knew the pain they're causing us!
  • mine is usually by my hubby pretending to 'palm a basketball'...what is this, junior high again? lol:)
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    imageclaire1983:
    do you have any of that gum left that you used to hold your mucous plug in? maybe you could make some little nipple covers to protect them...

    Dude. That is genius. I need a nipple cover for the shower anyway.

     I know right?

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  • Okay, I'm glad I'm not only one who's had their boob stepped on by the dog. Given, my Rat Terrier is about 10 pounds lighter than your pug...but yes, it hurts Angry! He always steps on my boob when I'm lying in bed or on the couch.
  • That hurts so bad.  My pug does the same thing, thankfully she isn't that heavy anymore.
  • imagekelcat:
    That hurts so bad.  My pug does the same thing, thankfully she isn't that heavy anymore.

    Did she go on an diet? I think the vet might want to do this soon. But I love her fat. She's so squishy and rolly. I just love it.

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  • My 17 pounder, pic in siggy, is also a booby squisher.  I feel your pain.
  • hehe.  i just want to say that i have a pug too Yes
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  • My 150lb great dane punched me in the stomach this morning while I was sleeping...he's such a loving dog...

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  • Sadly, I laughed. But! I can share with you too! Two nights ago, I scraped my nipple with my thumbnail (which is really long right now) and I cried, and told SO that I tore my nipple off! I kept crying telling him there was blood and that it was falling off and he laughed at me and told me there was no blood and that it was fine... shows what he knows....
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  • Our pug is 30lbs.  Since becoming blind she has chunked on some pounds because she refuses to go for walks anymore.  I love her to death but I hate when she sleeps in my neck and snores away.  I can't stop her though because when I look at her squishy wrinkly face I just want to squeeze her!!
  • imageJewelsZ:
    You can see my little 22 pound fatty in my siggy.  He manages to either step on my boob or belly at least once a day.  I feel your pain!

    I just had a true gigglesnort after that one and then to see your pug, I have tears.

  • TM|, I know, but during some "sexy time" DH hurt mine so badly that I cried. And then for the next week it hurt so badly I wanted to ice it by the end of the day. I told him he wasn't getting near the bewbies again for a long time!
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  • the way you wrote that was hilarous, i'm laughing so hard i think this is the first time since i've been pregnant that i've had the almost peeing in my pants moment! My dogs have done the same to me and its no laughing matter when it happens to you but when you see it typed out like that its pretty funny. i feel your pain, but i think our nipples are safe to live another day
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