So no, I did not stand in the yard at 6am to collect a "fresh fecal sample" to take into Tuck's vet appointment this afternoon.
& if the vet raises a stink about it, I'm going to tell her to bite me. Because my kid was screaming at that point & I was desperately trying to let my husband sleep a little more since his office is moving today.
Re: I deal with shiit enough.
We have a bunch in our yard you could take and pretend are his, but I think they might be a little small
but seriously. I have a 3-week-old. I'm not following my dog around in the dark waiting for her to take a shiit.
I do that enough with my kid, mehtinks.
When our dog was sick, the vet was able to get his own sample rectally from the dog. Our poor dog didn't know what to think, his face was priceless.
I hope Tuck feels better.
ITA. And, I'll take baby poop over dog poop any day.
yup yup!!!
Maybe give a sample of your shiit and see if they notice.
That's like me I was breastfeeding last week and the dog had to go out. So I am standing out there breastfeeding with a blanket over me with neighbors walking all over.