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Pregnant in the seafood section?!?!?!

weelass24weelass24 member
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I've been thinking about starting a family, but I am so nervous about so many things!!!!  What if I get pregnant and go near the seafood in the grocery store?  Or s fish store????  I've heard that you should eat some kinds of fish when you are pregnant because of the mercury.  Could I get mercury poisoning if I get to close to the fish?
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  • *KC*luvs*RJ**KC*luvs*RJ*
    You baby will most certainly be born with 5 heads if you even THINK ABOUT going near the seafood section.  You're going to be a bad mother.  You should just have your tubes tied and save the world from your idiot spawn.
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  • preppynewlywedpreppynewlywed member
    Wee, I love you.
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  • DNK777DNK777 member
    Put aluminum foil around your belly and you'll be fine.
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  • Tim'sWifeyTim'sWifey
    I don't know how to tell you this, but, you can get it just thinking about it.  And it stays in your eggs.  So it sounds like your future babies are already poisoned.  Sorry. 
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  • heather527heather527
    Not only if you go near it, but even if you see it or smell it! Mercury is absorbed through the eyes and nose afterall.
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    LMAO

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    I knew I liked it here...
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  • MrsVonKikabeeMrsVonKikabee
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?
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  • heather527heather527

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    Ooooo that's a good point, I hadn't thought of that! When I am KU I'm just going to not leave my house so my unborn child will stay safe.

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  • mrs_b_2007mrs_b_2007 member

    God, I'm still laughing.

    and I totally have that shiit saved for the inevitable DD.

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  • mrsadamc 05mrsadamc 05 member

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

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  • Tim'sWifeyTim'sWifey
    imageheather527:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    Ooooo that's a good point, I hadn't thought of that! When I am KU I'm just going to not leave my house so my unborn child will stay safe.

    The fish doesn't even need to touch you.  The mercury is expelled into the water and absorbed into the skin.  True story.  I read it on the internet. 

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  • Mrs.RottyMrs.Rotty
    imageTim'sWifey:
    imageheather527:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    Ooooo that's a good point, I hadn't thought of that! When I am KU I'm just going to not leave my house so my unborn child will stay safe.

    The fish doesn't even need to touch you.  The mercury is expelled into the water and absorbed into the skin.  True story.  I read it on the internet. 

    this happened to my friends mom's sister's friends cousin.

     her kid came out with 2 heads and a tail.

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  • mrs_b_2007mrs_b_2007 member
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

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  • AnasaraAnasara
    ZOMG u shudd totly stopp drnking whater 2 bcuz phish swimm inn iit!
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  • mrsadamc 05mrsadamc 05 member
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    At least your baby would have something to play with while in there!

     

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  • heather527heather527
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    GASP! You've discovered my secret fear! Please don't say that again!

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  • weelass24weelass24 member
    imagemrsadamc 05:
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    At least your baby would have something to play with while in there!

     

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  • Mrs.RottyMrs.Rotty
    imagemrsadamc 05:
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    At least your baby would have something to play with while in there!

     

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  • *KC*luvs*RJ**KC*luvs*RJ*
    imageMrs.Rotty:
    imageTim'sWifey:
    imageheather527:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    Ooooo that's a good point, I hadn't thought of that! When I am KU I'm just going to not leave my house so my unborn child will stay safe.

    The fish doesn't even need to touch you.  The mercury is expelled into the water and absorbed into the skin.  True story.  I read it on the internet. 

    this happened to my friends mom's sister's friends cousin.

     her kid came out with 2 heads and a tail.

    It's her own fault for not following the "no showering while pregnant" rule.

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  • mrsadamc 05mrsadamc 05 member
    imageMrs.Rotty:
    imagemrsadamc 05:
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    At least your baby would have something to play with while in there!

     

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  • MrsVonKikabeeMrsVonKikabee
    imagemrsadamc 05:
    imageMrs.Rotty:
    imagemrsadamc 05:
    imagemrs_b_2007:
    imagemrsadamc 05:

    imageMrsVonKikabee:
    I wouldn't go swimming while pg, either. What if the fish touch you and transfer the mercury!?!?!?

    You should probably get rid of any goldfish you have too.

    I heard they can swim up your cooter

    At least your baby would have something to play with while in there!

     

    ::dies::

    My work in this post is done.

     

    bwhahahah. I am LMAO. 

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  • DHJMCBPDHJMCBP

    oh em gee

    LOL

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