Funny - DH is gonna get it

So last night my DH says, "Aww, look at your little belly growing."  I said, "That's not the only thing growing," and he says "Yeah, your butt, too."  I gave him "the look" and said "Umm, not what I was talking about... I meant these," and pointed to my chest. 

He says, "I know, I was just teasing you."  I said, "Any more jokes like that and you'll have a fat lip to match my fat a$$."  LOL